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Joan Rivers

Datum narození: 8. červen 1933
Datum úmrtí: 4. září 2014
Další jména: Joan Riversová

Joan Rivers, rodným jménem Joan Alexandra Molinsky byla americká herečka. Narodila se do židovské rodiny rodičům, kteří do New Yorku emigrovali z Ruska. Nejprve studovala na Connecticut College, ale později přešla na Barnard College, kde v roce 1954 získala diplom z anglické literatury. Svou hereckou kariéru zahájila koncem padesátých let. Od roku 2010 byla jednou z moderátorů pořadu Fashion Police; rovněž moderovala pořad In Bed with Joan vysílaný přes YouTube. V letech 1965 až 1987 byl jejím manželem producent Edgar Rosenberg.


„Muž může spát s kdekterou a nic se neděje, když to ale 19krát nebo 20krát nevyjde ženě, je hned coura.“

„If you’re going to die, die interesting! Is there anything worse than a boring death? (Other than a Charlie Rose marathon on PBS?) I think not. When my time comes I’m going to go out in high style. I have no intention of being sick or lingering or dragging on and on and boring everyone I know.“ I Hate Everyone...Starting with Me


„I’m tired of dealing with crazies. When did it become my job to manage your mental illness?“ Diary of a Mad Diva

„If God wanted us to bend over he would put diamonds on the floor“

„Tyra’s always standing up for herself and her “race” over perceived slights. For example, she’ll say, “You just pushed me because I’m black!” No, I pushed you because the train was coming right at you, you bulimic twit.“ Diary of a Mad Diva

„We wanted to do it, and we did it and we don't give a damn“

„The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.“

„Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.“


„People say it is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured if you have enough money you can have a key made.“ Enter Talking

„Somehow, some way, every person in the arts has to find an accommodation with disappointment and embarrassment. They are the pollen in the air we breathe.“ Enter Talking

„Look, I could go on and on and on telling you why I hate myself, but it’s so self-centered…and I’m not like that. I’m a giver. So I’d rather branch out and start giving it to everyone else.“ I Hate Everyone...Starting with Me

„It gathers emotionally inside you, in a strange way a by-product of struggle, of a willingness to do anything, try anything, expose yourself to anything — staying in motion because sooner or later those ripples will cause change.“ Enter Talking


„…but I think comedy is more aggressive than that. It is a medium for revenge. We can deflate and punish the pomposity and the rejection which hurt us. Comedy is power.“ Enter Talking

„Laughing made me feel safe. I was not going to be enveloped by the seediness that coated this world like dust.“ Enter Talking

„I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can't make
it through one door, I'll go through another door -- or I'll
make a door. Something terrific will come no matter how dark
the present.“

„I said, "Is there!" I told him there is a Mafia school where they teach them math — if Johnny has ten fingers and they cut off two, how many does he have left?“ Enter Talking

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