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Maddox

Datum narození: 27. březen 1978

George Ouzounian, better known by his pen name Maddox, is an American comedian, Internet personality, and author. He gained fame on the Internet in the early 2000s for his opinion-oriented website, The Best Page in the Universe, which he still maintains. His first book, The Alphabet of Manliness , became a New York Times bestseller. He is a graduate of Woods Cross High School in Woods Cross, Utah; he also attended the University of Utah, but does not hold a degree.

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„If there were a building that stood for grammatical integrity, this email would be the plane that crashed into it.“

—  Maddox
The Best Page in the Universe, Wireless internet may very well destroy our chances of contacting intelligent life http://maddox.xmission.com/aliens.html.

„The only thing that goes with Crocs is social Ostracism.“

—  Maddox
The Best Page in the Universe, Fashion tips for women from a guy who knows dick about fashion. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=fashion

„There are very few people who look good in red lipstick, and those people usually juggle for a living.“

—  Maddox
The Best Page in the Universe, Fashion tips for women from a guy who knows dick about fashion. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=fashion

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„There's no shame in masturbation, unless you get caught.“

—  Maddox
The Best Page in the Universe, We know you're a cranky bitch, you don't need the bumper sticker. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=stupid_bitch

„I've only had one dream in my life with kids in it that didn't involve me gnawing my feet off, and it had to do with kids doing my laundry.“

—  Maddox
The Best Page in the Universe, 9 things I learned about the world according to anonymous stock photo models. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=stock_photos

„… the real reason ADD exists is because executives at pharmaceutical companies need to make their Lexus payments.“

—  Maddox
The Best Page in the Universe, Attention Deficit Disorder is nothing that a solid kick in the ass can't cure. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=add

„Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Etiam egestas wisi a erat. Morbi imperdiet, mauris ac auctor dictum.“

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