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Rita Rudner

Datum narození: 17. září 1953
Další jména:Rita Rudnerová

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Rita Rudnerová je americká herečka, scenáristka a spisovatelka.

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Citáty Rita Rudner

„Zajímalo by mě, jestli ostatní psi považují pudly za podivnou sektu.“

— Rita Rudner
(en) I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

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„Miluju spánek. Je to nejlepší z obou světů. Jste živí, a přitom o ničem nevíte.“

— Rita Rudner
(en) I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.

O spánku, O světě

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„I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.“

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„I love being married, I do. It's so great to find that one special person that you want to annoy for the rest of your life.“

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— Rita Rudner
Best of the Improv, Vol. 3 (2003)

„Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.“

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„I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen“

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„A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.“

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„Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replay in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened.“

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„I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.“

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„How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue… and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where does the glue go?“

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„I never panic when I get lost. I just change where it is I want to go.“

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„Nobody is really happy with what's on their head. People with straight hair want curly, people with curly want straight, and bald people want everyone to be blind.“

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— Rita Rudner
Essay 7: "Should I Get My Head Analyzed or Just My Hair?", p. 24

„Envy the kangaroo. That pouch setup is extraordinary; the baby crawls out of the womb when it is about two inches long, gets into the pouch, and proceeds to mature. I'd have a baby if it would develop in my handbag.“

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On pregnancy and childbirth Essay 2, p. 7-8

„To me, life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.“

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— Rita Rudner
On pregnancy Essay 2: "How Can I Have Morning Sickness When I Don't Get Up 'Til Noon"?, p. 6 Source: [Rudner, Rita, Naked Beneath My Clothes, 1992, Viking Penguin, New York, ISBN 0-670-84462-4, 162 pp.]

„We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.“

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— Rita Rudner
When Dr. Katz asks whether she and her husband have discussed children Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist, "Real Estate" [2.02], 29 October 1995