„I know I'm in England because this morning, my stomach got up two hours before I did and had a cup of tea! I've had so much tea, I slosh when I walk! You have to drink tea - I've tasted the coffee!“
— Bob Hope American comedian, actor, singer and dancer 1903 - 2003
During a radio broadcast recorded in the UK. (During a broadcast in the Soviet Union, Bob re-used the first section, replacing 'England' with 'Russia' and 'cup of tea' with 'Bowl of Borscht') Audio recording of radio broadcast.
„Happiness isn't a thing. You can't go out and get it like a cup of tea. It's the way you feel about things.“
— Diana Wynne Jones, kniha Fire and Hemlock
Fire and Hemlock (1985), p. 311.
„but isn't there always
one good thing
to look back on?
how many cups of coffee we
— Charles Bukowski, Sifting Through the Madness for the Word, the Line, the Way
— Henry Rollins, Black Coffee Blues
— Dorothy Day Social activist 1897 - 1980
— Abraham Lincoln 16th President of the United States 1809 - 1865
Misattributed, Attributed in Evan Esar (1949), The Dictionary of Humorous Quotations
— Craig Benzine Filmmaker, comedian, presenter 1980
In: Robert Galinsky (2013) Coffee Crazy, p. 88
— Richard Brautigan American novelist, poet, and short story writer 1935 - 1984
„I'm dealing with soft targets, and it's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee.“
— Charlie Sheen American film and television actor 1965
On The Alex Jones Show February 24 2011
— Albert Camus French author and journalist 1913 - 1960
Disputed, There is no documented evidence that Camus ever wrote or said this, aside from Barry Schwartz's uncited mention in The Paradox of Choice. It is likely falsely attributed.
— Jean Ferris, Once Upon a Marigold