„And I got so drunk, I got so drunk that I actually woke up thinking, "Should I get up and pee, or just pee in the bed?" Actually weighing the pros and the cons. "Well, it'll be warm for a minute… it's a big bed, I'll just roll over… I'll just blame it on that guy!"“

—  Margaret Cho, From Her Tours and CDs, Drunk With Power CD
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„If rain was God crying, I think God was drunk and his girlfriend just slept with Zeus.“

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—  Thom Yorke English musician, philanthropist and singer-songwriter 1968
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„You go into Afghanistan, you got guys who slap women around for five years because they didn't wear a veil. You know, guys like that ain't got no manhood left anyway. So it's a hell of a lot of fun to shoot them. Actually it's quite fun to fight them, you know. It's a hell of a hoot. It's fun to shoot some people. I'll be right up there with you. I like brawling.“

—  James Mattis 26th and current United States Secretary of Defense; United States Marine Corps general 1950
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