„Is someone you know anorexic? A good joke would be to tell them that they're fat. They'll laugh because anorexic people aren't fat. HAHAH“

—  Maddox, The Best Page in the Universe, Pranks to try on people in the hospital! http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=jokes
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„If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; But if you really make them think, they'll hate you.“

—  Don Marquis American writer 1878 - 1937
As quoted in The Volta Review (1934), p. 574 http://books.google.de/books?id=qWE4AQAAIAAJ&q=hate, Clifton Fadiman: The American Treasury 1455-1955 (New York 1955) p. 997 http://books.google.de/books?id=PEQ4AAAAIAAJ&q=really+make+them and Hugh Rawson, Margaret Miner: The Oxford Dictionary of American Quotations (2006) p. 431 #5 http://books.google.de/books?id=whg05Z4Nwo0C&pg=PA431&dq=mehitabel from archy and mehitabel (1927)

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„If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; but if you really make them think, they'll hate you.“

—  Harlan Ellison American writer 1934
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„Tell people that war is an evil, and they will laugh; for who does not know it? Tell them that patriotism is an evil, and most of them will agree, but with a reservation.“

—  Leo Tolstoy Russian writer 1828 - 1910
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