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Ambrose Bierce byl americký novinář, spisovatel novel, fabulist a satirik. Citáty anglicky.
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“Freemasons, n. An order with secret rites, grotesque ceremonies and fantastic costumes, which, originating in the reign of Charles II, among working artisans of London, has been joined successively by the dead of past centuries in unbroken retrogression until now it embraces all the generations of man on the hither side of Adam and is drumming up distinguished recruits among the pre-Creational inhabitants of Chaos and Formless Void. The order was founded at different times by Charlemagne, Julius Caesar, Cyrus, Solomon, Zoroaster, Confucius, Thothmes, and Buddha. Its emblems and symbols have been found in the Catacombs of Paris and Rome, on the stones of the Parthenon and the Chinese Great Wall, among the temples of Karnak and Palmyra and in the Egyptian Pyramids — always by a Freemason.”

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Ambrose Bierce kniha The Devil's Dictionary

The Devil's Dictionary (1911)

“Self-denial is indulgence of a propensity to forego.”

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Sometimes quoted with the spelling "forgo", but Bierce used "forego" in his 1911 Collected Works
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“When lost in a forest go always down hill. When lost in a philosophy or doctrine go upward.”

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Zdroj: Epigrams, p. 354

“Revelation, n. A famous book in which St. John the Divine concealed all that he knew. The revealing is done by the commentators, who know nothing.”

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“In'ards, n. pl. The stomach, heart, soul, and other bowels.”

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“Monday, n. In Christian countries, the day after the baseball game.”

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“Gallows, n. A stage for the performance of miracle plays, in which the leading actor is translated to heaven. ”

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“Witch, n. (1) An ugly and repulsive old woman, in a wicked league with the devil. (2) A beautiful and attractive young woman, in wickedness a league beyond the devil.”

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“When prosperous the fool trembles for the evil that is to come; in adversity the philosopher smiles for the good that he has had.”

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Zdroj: Epigrams, p. 371

“We submit to the majority because we have to. But we are not compelled to call our attitude of subjection a posture of respect.”

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Zdroj: Epigrams, p. 354

“Defenceless, adj. Unable to attack.”

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“Bacchus, n. A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.”

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“Success, n. The one unpardonable sin against one's fellows.”

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“Feast, n. A festival. A religious celebration usually signalized by gluttony and drunkenness, frequently in honor of some holy person distinguished for abstemiousness.”

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“O proud philanthropist, your hope is vain
To get by giving what you lost by gain.”

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Zdroj: Epigrams, p. 349. Previously appeared in "Small Contributions", Cosmopolitan, Vol. 42, No. 6 (April 1907) p. 695.

“Cat, n. A soft, indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle.”

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“The virtues chose Modesty to be their queen.
"I did not know that I was a virtue," she said. "Why did you not choose Innocence?"
"Because of her ignorance," they replied. "She knows nothing but that she is a virtue."”

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Zdroj: Epigrams, p. 358

“Clock, n.: A machine of great moral value to man, allaying his concern for the future by reminding him what a lot of time remains to him.”

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“Callous, adj. Gifted with great fortitude to bear the evils afflicting another.”

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