Charlie Sheen citáty

„Snažím se získat absolutní vítězství na každé frontě.“

„Bohyně? Nevěřím, že tento termín je dost dobrý, ale když jste vázáni těmito pozemskými popisy, musíte použít nejlepší dostupnou volbu.“

“I got magic and I got poetry in my fingertips.”

“(on whether he is bipolar.) Wow, what does that mean? … What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not going to happen. I'm bi-WINNING! I win here and I win there. Now what?”

“I expose people to magic, I expose them to something they're never otherwise going to see in their boring normal lives.”

“Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber. (The TMZ Show)”

“They're trying to destroy my family, so I take great umbrage with that. And defeat is not an option. They picked a fight with a warlock.”

“Most of the time—and this includes naps—I'm an F-18, bro, and I will destroy you in the air, and I will deploy my ordnance to the ground.”

“I'm on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”

“It was epic. The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them just look like droopy-eyed armless children.”

“I'm dealing with soft targets, and it's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee.”

“Women are not to be hit. They're to be hugged and caressed.”

“Sorry my life is so much more bitchin' than yours. I planned it this way.”

“Dan Raad means Business…”

“There’s been a tsunami of media, and I’ve been riding it on a mercury surfboard.”

“The scales of justice are in disarray[…]”

“I didn’t really believe I had "tiger blood" or "Adonis DNA." These were just jokes.”

“We need to hack up the person responsible for this bad connection…. hack him up in front of his children. We need to cut off his face and wear it and go on a really tightly budgeted shopping spree in stores that don't exist yet.”

“I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old. That's how I describe myself.”

“It might be lonely up here but I sure like the view.”

“I wish people would shift that focus on to themselves and their own family and their own friends and just maybe spend a little more time on their home front. And not some distant planet that is me.”

“You borrow my brain for 5 seconds, and just be like "Dude, can't handle it, unplug this bastard", because it fires in a way that is, I don't know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm.”

“He [Lenny Dykstra] might be Nails, but I'm frickin' bayonets.”

“They were like 'AA this' and I was like 'Bye bye that”

“(on Ashton Kutcher) It's hard to give advice to a guy that accomplished. I would just give him a hug and just say, "Make me proud, dude."”

“I'm on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front.”

“I blinked and I cured my brain.”

“Can't is the cancer of happen.”

“You don't pay prostitutes to come to your house; you pay them to leave.”

“I probably took more than anybody could survive. … I was bangin' seven-gram rocks and finishing them because that's how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear, GO!. … I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. … Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs.”

“"The Goddesses"? I don't believe the term is good enough, but when you're bound by these terrestrial descriptions, you must use the best choice available.”