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Dara Ó Briain je irský komik a televizní konferenciér působící ve Spojeném království. Dělá stand-up comedy , uvádí nebo v minulosti uváděl některé populární britské pořady , kromě toho píše scénáře pro televizi a dokumentární filmy, stejně jako sloupky pro různé britské a irské noviny, a v roce 2013 debutoval jako filmový herec ve vedlejší roli ve filmu The Look of Love a Král ze Soho. Wikipedia  

✵ 4. únor 1972
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Dara Ó Briain: Citáty anglicky

“(on a line in the movie 2012) " 'The neutrinos have mutated.' Now, for the non-nerds here: neutrinos are tiny, sub-atomic, really really almost massless particles, they're released in nuclear breakdowns, like in the sun, for example. Five hundred trillion of them pass through your bodies every second. They can't mutate. Their structure is fundamental to the structure of the universe. Right? They can't just change. He might as well have gone, 'The electrons are angry'."”

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Dara Ó Briain: This is the Show (2010)

“If we were truly created by God, then why do we still occasionally bite the insides of our own mouths?”

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Dara Ó Briain: Live at the Theatre Royal (2006)

“Stop taking it literally—it's only the Bible, it's not gospel.”

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On Christian fundamentalism
Dara Ó Briain: Live at the Theatre Royal (2006)

“Right now I would take homeopaths and I'd put them in a big sack with psychics, astrologers and priests. And I'd close the top of the sack with string, and I'd hit them all with sticks. And I really wouldn't worry who got the worst of the belting with the sticks.”

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Dara Ó Briain Talks Funny: Live in London (2008)

“Chinese medicine, oh, Chinese medicine! "But there are billions of Chinese, Chinese medicine must be working." Here's the skinny on Chinese medicine. A hundred years ago the average life expectancy in China was 30. The life expectancy in China at the moment is 73. And it's not feckin' tiger penis that turned it around for the Chinese. Didn't do much for the tiger, if you don't mind me pointing out.”

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Dara Ó Briain Talks Funny: Live in London (2008)

“I said "Anyone Jewish here?" and someone goes "I'm Jewish!" and I said … "And what year is this now in the Jewish calendar?" And she goes, "Er, I wasn't expecting questions, to be honest…"—and then turned to her presumably gentile friend and had a bit of a natter—and then came back with the single finest answer I have ever heard from a member of an audience, where, without any shame at all, she just went, "Yeah, it's the Jewish Year of the Rat."”

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Dara Ó Briain: Live at the Theatre Royal (2006)

“I'm not a religious man, right, I don't even believe in God. But still Catholic, obviously.”

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Dara Ó Briain: Live at the Theatre Royal (2006)

“Here's my favorite little fact. If anyone is ever described to you as a nutritionist, just be slightly wary, right? What they're saying may be perfectly true, but "nutritionist" isn't a protected term. Anyone can call themselves a nutritionist. "Dietician" is the legally protected term. "Dietician" is like "dentist", and "nutritionist" is like "tooth-i-ologist.”

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Dara Ó Briain Talks Funny: Live in London (2008)

“Science knows it doesn't know everything; otherwise, it'd stop. But just because science doesn't know everything doesn't mean you can fill in the gaps with whatever fairy tale most appeals to you.”

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Dara Ó Briain Talks Funny: Live in London (2008)

“I'm sorry, 'herbal medicine', "Oh, herbal medicine's been around for thousands of years!" Indeed it has, and then we tested it all, and the stuff that worked became 'medicine'. And the rest of it is just a nice bowl of soup and some potpourri, so knock yourselves out.”

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Dara Ó Briain Talks Funny: Live in London (2008)

“There are three states of legality in Irish law. There is all this stuff here under "That's grand"; then it moves into "Ah, now, don't push it"; and finally to "Right! You're taking the piss."”

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And that's where the police sweep in.
Dara Ó Briain: Live at the Theatre Royal (2006)