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Craig Ferguson

Datum narození: 17. květen 1962

Craig Ferguson je americký komik.


„Dnes prezident Obama oznámil, že nechá vymalovat Bílý dům za vlastní peníze. Mezitím ovšem domy šéfů A.I.G. maluje za peníze daňových poplatníků.“ v The Late Late Show

„The Universe is very, very big.
It also loves a paradox. For example, it has some extremely strict rules.
Rule number one: Nothing lasts forever.
Not you or your family or your house or your planet or the sun. It is an absolute rule. Therefore when someone says that their love will never die, it means that their love is not real, for everything that is real dies.

Rule number two: Everything lasts forever.“
Between the Bridge and the River


„If a man doesn't know how to dance he doesn't know how to make love, there I said it!“

„If I start giving people what they like I'll turn into one of them and I don't want to be one of them I want to be one of me.“

„Alcohol ruined me financially and morally, broke my heart and the hearts of too many others. Even though it did this to me and it almost killed me and I haven't touched a drop of it in seventeen years, sometimes I wonder if I could get away with drinking some now. I totally subscribe to the notion that alcoholism is a mental illness because thinking like that is clearly insane.“ American on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot

„I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies.“

„.... maybe fear is God's way of saying, "Pay attention, this could be fun.“ American on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot

„I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting player in the movie of someone else's.“ American on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot


„I didn't say no because between safety and adventure I choose adventure.“ American on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot

„Be careful who you choose as your hero or who you choose to deify, be it Clay Aiken or Barack Obama. You put all you're hope and all your dreams and all your ideas about stuff into one human being. They're a human being they're going to let you down.

You can't make someone your hero because of something you read on the internet. The internet is not a source of information it is a source of disinformation.“

„He will know from and early age that failure is not disgrace. It's just a pitch that you missed, and you'd better get ready for the next one. The next one might be the shot heard round the world. My son and I are Americans, we prepare for glory by failing until we don't.“ American on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot

„You gotta laugh because if you didn't you'd cry“


„If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine.“

„Everything I think of now is too rude to actually say.“

„Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do Jazz hands.“

„Whether I or anyone else accepted the concept of alcoholism as a disease didn't matter; what mattered was that when treated as a disease, those who suffered from it were most likely to recover.“ American on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot

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