Craig Ferguson citáty
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Craig Ferguson je americký komik.

✵ 17. květen 1962   •   Další jména کریق فرقوسن
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Craig Ferguson citáty a výroky

„Dnes prezident Obama oznámil, že nechá vymalovat Bílý dům za vlastní peníze. Mezitím ovšem domy šéfů A. I. G. maluje za peníze daňových poplatníků.“

v The Late Late Show
Zdroj: [Janssonová, Klára, Velké americké střízlivění, Týden, 2009, prosinec, speciál, 37]

Craig Ferguson: Citáty anglicky

“Time is only linear for engineers and referees.”

Craig Ferguson kniha Between the Bridge and the River

Between the Bridge and the River (2006)

“I enjoy bathing, as many Europeans don't.”

The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)

“Welcome back, my filthy pigeons.”

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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), "Welcome Back" variations

“Get well soon, Castro. [pause] Actually, no, don't; die, you bastard!”

The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)

“[After the doorbell rings, right before Secretariat appears] Who's that at the door?!”

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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), Commonly repeated

“Welcome back, my cheeky wee monkeys.”

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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), "Welcome Back" variations

“Nothing says romance like hobos, martyrs and decapitations.”

On the creation of St. Valentine's Day. (14 February 2010)
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)

“Like most sharks, Margaret liked to think of herself as a victim of the cruel sea.”

Craig Ferguson kniha Between the Bridge and the River

Between the Bridge and the River (2006)

“Being guilty tends to engender feelings of guilt.”

Craig Ferguson kniha Between the Bridge and the River

Between the Bridge and the River (2006)

“You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.”

The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)

“[The Secretariat horse character reveals his true identity, and it happens to be Bob Newhart. ]
Craig: Bob Newhart! What are you doing here?
Bob Newhart: Hey, Craig; it's your dream!”

During the final episode, the ending of the classic sitcom Newhart was spoofed here; Craig, in his role as Nigel Wick from The Drew Carey Show, wakes up next to Drew and discovers his entire stint as host of the Late Late Show was all a bad dream.
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)

“[with a fist-shake] Take that, ____.”

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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), Commonly repeated

“I dont know how to add things to my own wikipedia page.”

25 Feb 2011
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)

“By the way, there's a place on Hollywood Boulevard where you can get a _____ for twenty bucks.”

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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), "By the way…" variations

“Welcome back to the big show where (at this point, he references something from earlier in the show)”

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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), "Welcome Back" variations

“Always laugh second.”

Craig Ferguson kniha Between the Bridge and the River

Between the Bridge and the River (2006)

“Remind you of anyone?”

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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014), Commonly repeated

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