Dylan Moran citáty
Dylan Moran
Datum narození: 3. listopad 1971
Dylan Moran je irský komik, herec a scenárista, držitel cen BAFTA a Perrier Award.
České publikum si ho oblíbilo jako Bernarda Blacka ze seriálu Black Books, na kterém se podílel také jako scenárista. Moran pravidelně vystupuje na národních a mezinárodních festivalech komedie včetně Edinburgh Fringe Festival, Just for Laughs Montreal Comedy Festival, The Melbourne International Comedy Festival a The Kilkenny
Comedy Festival.
Citáty Dylan Moran
„Because that's still how Irish people are seen, as twinkly-eyed fuckers with a pig under their arm, high-stepping it around the world, going 'I'll paint your house now, but watch out, I might steal the ladder later, ohohoho!“
Which is only half true!
On prejudices about Irish people.
Like, Totally (2006)
„All male arguments are very early '70s, Soviet-made, uni-directional trundling behemoths that say the same thing again and again and again: "I told you I would be late on Tuesday, I told you I would be late, I said it, I heard my own voice, I did say it… I told yoouuuu." Whereas women seem to have these amazing, slinky stealth bombers designed by Jaguar! With a lovely cream leather interior and infinite torque! That's why they can respond by saying "Yes, maybe, alright, but why is the fridge door open?"“
"I don't understand, I don't understand..."
Monster (2004)
„Get into the bath.“
NO!
Get out of the bath.
NO!
Do something that's not mindless violence for 5 seconds, will you?
mmmmNO!
On children.
Monster (2004)
„It sounds like typewriters eating tin foil being kicked down the stairs.“
On the German language.
Like, Totally (2006)