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Eddie Izzard

Datum narození: 7. únor 1962

Edward John "Eddie" Izzard je britský herec a stand-up komik.

„Your eyes flashed fire into my soul. I immediately read the words of Dostoyevsky and Karl Marx, and in the words of Albert Schweitzer, I FANCY YOU!“

—  Eddie Izzard

Dress to Kill (1998)
Zdroj: Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill
Kontext: I had to chat up girls, and I'd only tagged them before. I didn't have the verbal power to be able to say, "Susan, I saw you in the classroom today. As the sun came from behind the clouds, a burst of brilliant light caught your hair, it was haloed in front of me. You turned, your eyes flashed fire into my soul, I immediately read the words of Dostoevsky and Karl Marx, and in the words of Albert Schweitzer, 'I fancy you.' " But no! At 13, you're just going, " 'Ello, Sue. I saw you in the room... I've got legs, have you? Oh yeah... Do you like bread? I've got a French loaf. [mimes smacking her with the loaf and dashing off] Bye! (I love you!)"

„Have you got a flag?“

—  Eddie Izzard

Dress to Kill (1998)
Zdroj: Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill
Kontext: We stole countries with the cunning use of flags. Just sail around the world and stick a flag in. "I claim India for Britain!" They're going "You can't claim us, we live here! Five hundred million of us!" "Do you have a flag …? "What? We don't need a bloody flag, this is our country, you bastards!" "No flag, no country, you can't have one! Those are the rules... that I just made up!... and I'm backing it up with this gun, that was lent from the National Rifle Association."

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„I like my coffee hot and strong. Like I like my women: hot and strong… with a spoon in them.“

—  Eddie Izzard

Glorious (1997)
Varianta: I like my coffee like I like my women... in a plastic cup.
Zdroj: Eddie Izzard: Dress to Kill

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