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Jeff Smith

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Citáty Jeff Smith

„Starosta vyhlásil školní prázdniny, aby tě děti mohly kamenovat.“ Útěk z Kůstkova

„To nepřežiju! Nejenže sem švorc, já snad švorc i umřu!“ Útěk z Kůstkova

„Já občas vidím ledacos, ale rozlišit fantazii a skutečnost není má silné stránka.“ Velké kraví dostihy

„Pomalu, rychle kam nohy nás nesou, běžím a ježím se, ať jabka se třesou!“ Velké kraví dostihy

„Stupid, Stupid Rat Creatures!“ Bone, Vol. 2: The Great Cow Race

„CONTROL MYSELF?!! I'm a MONSTER! Monsters don't control themselves! That's the whole IDEA!“ Rock Jaw Master of the Eastern Border

„Upon your feet you have ten toes, they look just like PO-TA-TOES!“ Bone, Vol. 2: The Great Cow Race

„Smiley Bone: You can't feel safe unless there's something to be safe against!

Phoney Bone: Exactly! People like to be victims! There's a certain unassailable moral superiority about it...“
The Dragonslayer

„Please, comrade! I just want to chop him up for the stew!'
'And that's another thing! I'm tired of stew! I want to put him in a crust and bake a light fluffy quiche!'
'QUICHE?! What kind of food is THAT for a monster to eat?!“
Out from Boneville

„That's right, kid. Never play an ace if a two will do.“ Out from Boneville

„Phoney: Here's your problem Fone Bone! We're off the map! Get a bigger map!“

„I'm hungry.'
'Me too.'
'Will you get us something to eat?'
'I suppose I could take a look around. Maybe find a baby bird or a dead squirrel, or something. One word about a quiche, and I'll kill you.'
'While you're up there, try to find some nice, soft grasses we can sit on and be more comfortable.'
'Yes, comrade.
Here. I found some eggs to suck on.'
'Did you remember to get the grasses?'
'No. I forgot.'
'Are you going to get the grasses?'
'Can I eat first?'
'I don't know why you say you'll do things if you don't mean it.'
'I MEANT it! I just FORGOT!'
'You can get the grasses after you finish eating.'
'Thank you.'
'And try to find some water. We're going to need water if we plan on hiding out here.'


'Y'know, we could've had these eggs in a quiche!“
Bone, Vol. 2: The Great Cow Race

„Our bellies are empty and our patience is short... submit to us and we will make of you a great quiche!'
'Again with the QUICHE?! What kind of self-respecting monster would eat a DAINTY PASTRY DISH?! STEW is what we will make of their bones!'
'Don't get greedy on me! There's three of them! I just want the little one for my quiche!'
'It was nothing to do with greed! It's a matter of principle! MONSTERS DO NOT EAT QUICHE!“
The Dragonslayer

„I'm so hungry, comrade! It has been days since we ate those two raccoons!'
'I know comrade. I'm even beginning to wish we had some of your homemade quiche!'
'Oh comrade! Do you mean it?'
'Hey--Hey! None of that! If you ever tell anyone I said that, I'll deny it!“
Rock Jaw Master of the Eastern Border

„Fone Bone: HOLD IT! Thorn thinks Gran'ma Ben can help us get back to Boneville!
Fone Bone: Would you wait a minute?!! We can explain everything!
Phoney Bone: HELP! HELP! They've destroyed my cousin's brain!! OH MY GOSH! THey've already milked you haven't they?!!“
Out from Boneville

„If we keep him for ourselves, we can do anything we want with him!'
'OH, REALLY?! Does that include baking him in a quiche?!'
'That's too bad. He would've made a fine pastry filling.“
Bone, Vol. 2: The Great Cow Race

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