Kinky Friedman citáty

“Now I have a cat. Well, that's not quite accurate. A cat and I have each other.”

“You don't accomplish much by swimming with the mainstream. Hell, a dead fish can do that.”

“If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.”

“Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but…”

“If you're lookin' for a helpin' hand, try the one at the end of your arm.”

“Find what you like, and let it kill you.”

“Let Saigons be bygones / Don't you blow this world in two.”

“"Poly" means more than one, and ticks are bloodsucking parasites.”

“No lesbian left behind.”