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Nicole Hollander

Datum narození: 25. duben 1939
Další jména: Nicole Hollanderová

Nicole Hollander je karikaturistka.

Citáty Nicole Hollander

„Dokážete si představit svět bez mužů? Žádná zločinnost a spousta šťastných a tlustých žen.“

— Nicole Hollander

„(Cartoon title) A cat being cured of hairballs through a television ministry. (Voice on television) Place your right paw on the screen.“

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— Nicole Hollander

Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 120

„(Man in bar) Can you imagine a world without men? (Sylvia) No crime, and lots of happy, fat women.“

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, pp. 212-213

„(Bartender Harry) How can you tell the male bird from the female bird? (Sylvia) He's the one with the furrowed brow; she's the happy-go-lucky one…. He's the one reading the sports page; she's the one with 12 pairs of tiny shoes. (Harry) I don't have time for this.“

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 9

„(Young girl rejecting Devil's attempt to purchase her soul) Bag your face.... You set off the smoke detector, ham breath.“

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 142

„Television news announcer) The Senate passed a bill today that would outlaw abortion unless the doctor's life is in danger. **(p. 30“

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Sylvia cartoon strip

„(Voice on television) Midol relives the special pain that women get (Sylvia) when they realize they picked the wrong man, again.“

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 48

„(Cat in bed) The Shedd Aquarium in Chicago recently identified a new species of fish…virtually extinct in the wild, and they haven't even named it yet. I dreamt I ate it.“

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 124

„(Television) Alabama's ban against vibrators stands…State says there's no constitutional right to an orgasm. (Sylvia) Rita, get my copy of the Bill of Rights. (Rita) I think that's in the Declaration of Independence.“

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 20

„(Woman on television) Frank, Frank, make me feel like a woman. (Man on television) Could you pick up my laundry?“

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p.173

„(Television) With men or boys at home, your bathroom needs cleaning every day. (Sylvia) Not if you bolt the door.“

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 75

„(Sylvia) I'm staying in this tub until the Soviets pull out of Afghanistan.“

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 38

„(Sylvia at typewriter) "Superwoman." The definition is 1. A woman who has supernatural powers and uses them to fight evil. 2. A woman who has supernatural powers and uses them to combine a family and a career.“

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 184

„(Television) Being a woman is as much a state of mind as a state of being. (Sylvia) Right. You stop paying attention, you might turn into a tuna.“

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 167

„(Bartender Harry) What's your ethnic background? (Sylvia) Woman.“

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(p. 215
Sylvia cartoon strip

„(Woman) I'm curious about my demise. (Devil)…at a party…When you hear about the latest presidential betrayal on an issue you hold dear, you pitch over the terrace railing and fall 43 stories.“

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 55

„(Sylvia) Being a monopoly means never having to say you're sorry.“

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p.170

„(Television) The insurance industry is perfectly willing to stop discriminating against women, if some other group would volunteer to take their place.“

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(p. 31)
Sylvia cartoon strip

„(Television) If women want time off to bear children, they can't expect to be treated as equals. (Sylvia) Okay, give men time off to bear children.“

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Varianta: (Television) If women want time off to bear children, they can't expect to be treated as equals. (Sylvia) Okay, give men time off to bear children.
Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 26

„(Sylvia at typewriter) What is Newt Gingrich's Real Name? 1) Newton Minnow 2) Fig Newton 3) Isaac Newton 4) Wayne Newton“

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 75

„Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Etiam egestas wisi a erat. Morbi imperdiet, mauris ac auctor dictum.“

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