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Nicole Hollander

Datum narození: 25. duben 1939
Další jména: Nicole Hollanderová

Nicole Hollander je karikaturistka.

Citáty Nicole Hollander

„Dokážete si představit svět bez mužů? Žádná zločinnost a spousta šťastných a tlustých žen.“

—  Nicole Hollander

O štěstí, O ženách, O mužích, O světě

„(Cartoon title) A cat being cured of hairballs through a television ministry. (Voice on television) Place your right paw on the screen.“

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—  Nicole Hollander

Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 120

„(Man in bar) Can you imagine a world without men? (Sylvia) No crime, and lots of happy, fat women.“

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—  Nicole Hollander

Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, pp. 212-213

„(Television) Being a woman is as much a state of mind as a state of being. (Sylvia) Right. You stop paying attention, you might turn into a tuna.“

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—  Nicole Hollander

Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 167

„(Woman on television) Frank, Frank, make me feel like a woman. (Man on television) Could you pick up my laundry?“

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—  Nicole Hollander

Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p.173

„(Man in bar) How come only ugly women are for the equal rights amendment? (Sylvia) How come the guys who ask that question always have bad breath?“

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 25

„(Sylvia driving to nervous passenger Venusian Gernif) Don't be silly. You're not going to be the first interplanetary traveler to die in a Chevy.“

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—  Nicole Hollander

Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 134

„(Sylvia at typewriter) The best place to discuss your sexual dissatisfaction with your partner is 1) in the bedroom 2) in a car, traveling at high speed 3) in a crowded elevator.“

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—  Nicole Hollander

Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 86

„(Sylvia at typewriter) Common misunderstandings of young married couples. (Young husband to tearful wife) Jeannie, when I said that your dinner tasted like airplane food, that was meant as a compliment.“

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—  Nicole Hollander

Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 55

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„(Sylvia to blindfolded cat) Just put your paw on the map, and that's where we'll go for our vacation. It's a big country, and yet you picked Cleveland.“

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—  Nicole Hollander

Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 36

„(Woman on telephone) Yes of course if you were imprisoned in a foreign land by a right-wing junta and our government was unresponsive to your plight, I would organize demonstrations and move heaven and earth for your release, but I'm not going to pick you up at the airport.“

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 110

„(Wicked witch hexing babies) Women of future generations will have undreamt of career opportunities. You two will use yours to despoil the environment.“

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 89

„(Voice on television) Honey, I love you, but I got to be moving on. (Sylvia) Break his kneecaps.“

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 49

„(Cartoon title) Don't throw that old diaphragm away! (Sylvia at typewriter) Because it can be used as: 1. Doorknob cover (no need to worry about fingerprints ever again) 2. Bathtub stopper 3) Rainhat for cat 4. Small frisbee.“

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 121

„(Television) Humor will never be the same. Sarcasm, irony, and cynicism will disappear. (Sylvia) Right. I'm having mine surgically removed. (Rita) Ma, cut it out!“

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 97

„(Telephone) Hi, this is Sylvia's opinion hotline…. How fair are you? Would you support laws mandating discrimination in hiring, housing, and employment against anyone who lacked a sense of humor, knowing that these laws would impact most heavily on fundamentalists?“

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 68

„(Woman in bed) I dreamt that my HMO canceled my group insurance and I couldn't get an individual policy because I had a pre-existing condition, but they wouldn't tell me what it was.“

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 115

„(Sylvia) I'm planning to live fast, die young, and make a good looking corpse. (Bartender Harry) I think you're off schedule.“

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 216

„(First Bad Girl) Conservatives say gay marriage undermines the institution of marriage....(Second Bad Girl) The minute women got driver's licenses, marriage was doomed.“

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—  Nicole Hollander

Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 21

„Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Etiam egestas wisi a erat. Morbi imperdiet, mauris ac auctor dictum.“

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