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Nicole Hollander

Datum narození: 25. duben 1939
Další jména:Nicole Hollanderová

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Nicole Hollander je karikaturistka.

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Citáty Nicole Hollander

„Dokážete si představit svět bez mužů? Žádná zločinnost a spousta šťastných a tlustých žen.“

— Nicole Hollander

O mužích, o světě, o ženách, o štěstí

„(Man in bar) Can you imagine a world without men? (Sylvia) No crime, and lots of happy, fat women.“

— Nicole Hollander
(pp. 212-213)

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„(Voice on television) Midol relives the special pain that women get (Sylvia) when they realize they picked the wrong man, again.“

— Nicole Hollander
(p. 48)

„(Television) With men or boys at home, your bathroom needs cleaning every day. (Sylvia) Not if you bolt the door. (p. 75)“

— Nicole Hollander

„(Cat in bed) The Shedd Aquarium in Chicago recently identified a new species of fish... virtually extinct in the wild, and they haven't even named it yet. I dreamt I ate it.“

— Nicole Hollander
(p. 124)

„(Bartender Harry) How can you tell the male bird from the female bird? (Sylvia) He's the one with the furrowed brow; she's the happy-go-lucky one.... He's the one reading the sports page; she's the one with 12 pairs of tiny shoes. (Harry) I don't have time for this.“

— Nicole Hollander
(p. 9)

„(Television) The insurance industry is perfectly willing to stop discriminating against women, if some other group would volunteer to take their place.“

— Nicole Hollander
(p. 31)

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„(Young girl rejecting Devil's attempt to purchase her soul) Bag your face.... You set off the smoke detector, ham breath. **(p. 142)“

— Nicole Hollander

„(Sylvia at typewriter) "Superwoman." The definition is 1. A woman who has supernatural powers and uses them to fight evil. 2. A woman who has supernatural powers and uses them to combine a family and a career. (p. 184)“

— Nicole Hollander

„(Television) Being a woman is as much a state of mind as a state of being. (Sylvia) Right. You stop paying attention, you might turn into a tuna.“

— Nicole Hollander
(p. 167)

„(Bartender Harry) What's your ethnic background? (Sylvia) Woman.“

— Nicole Hollander
((p. 215)

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„(Woman) I'm curious about my demise. (Devil)... at a party... When you hear about the latest presidential betrayal on an issue you hold dear, you pitch over the terrace railing and fall 43 stories.“

— Nicole Hollander
(p. 55)

„(Sylvia) Being a monopoly means never having to say you're sorry.“

— Nicole Hollander
(p.170)

„(Television) Alabama's ban against vibrators stands... State says there's no constitutional right to an orgasm. (Sylvia) Rita, get my copy of the Bill of Rights. (Rita) I think that's in the Declaration of Independence. (p. 20)“

— Nicole Hollander

„(Woman on television) Frank, Frank, make me feel like a woman. (Man on television) Could you pick up my laundry?“

— Nicole Hollander
(p.173)

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