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Nicole Hollander

Datum narození: 25. duben 1939
Další jména: Nicole Hollanderová

Nicole Hollander je karikaturistka.

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„Dokážete si představit svět bez mužů? Žádná zločinnost a spousta šťastných a tlustých žen.“

—  Nicole Hollander

O štěstí, O ženách, O mužích, O světě

„(Cartoon title) A cat being cured of hairballs through a television ministry. (Voice on television) Place your right paw on the screen.“

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—  Nicole Hollander

Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 120

„(Man in bar) Can you imagine a world without men? (Sylvia) No crime, and lots of happy, fat women.“

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, pp. 212-213

„(Sylvia) Rita! Is Bush still president? (Rita) Ma, I didn't want to tell you…You seemed so happy.“

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—  Nicole Hollander

Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 108

„(Sylvia to character in book she is reading, Death by) Get out of that tub! Get in your car and get out of there! (Character) Suddenly I felt compelled to get out of that tub and out of that motel. I dressed and hopped in my car. Later I stopped for gas, and met a great guy. We got married and raise cocker spaniels.“

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 119

„(Woman) I'm curious about my demise. (Devil)…at a party…When you hear about the latest presidential betrayal on an issue you hold dear, you pitch over the terrace railing and fall 43 stories.“

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 55

„(Voice on television) Mom, can a douche make you feel more confident? (Sylvia) Not like a good stock portfolio.“

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 77

„(First woman)…Men lose their sense of humor as they get older…their brains shrink…So men will be getting grumpier, just as we're getting…(Second woman) Shorter.“

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 64

„(Sylvia to her daughter) Rita, your body may be a temple. Mine is a Chevy Vega.“

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p.105

„(Sylvia) Things you can do when you’re a grown-up:....3) Default on a home equity loan and lose everything.“

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 57

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„(Television) The insurance industry is perfectly willing to stop discriminating against women, if some other group would volunteer to take their place.“

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—  Nicole Hollander

(p. 31)
Sylvia cartoon strip

„(Television) With men or boys at home, your bathroom needs cleaning every day. (Sylvia) Not if you bolt the door.“

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 75

„(Sylvia) I'm staying in this tub until the Soviets pull out of Afghanistan.“

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 38

„(Cat in bed) The Shedd Aquarium in Chicago recently identified a new species of fish…virtually extinct in the wild, and they haven't even named it yet. I dreamt I ate it.“

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 124

„(Man at dinner table) Bet you don't know what a male swan is called. (Woman at dinner table) Sure I do. A swine.“

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 71

„(Young girl rejecting Devil's attempt to purchase her soul) Bag your face.... You set off the smoke detector, ham breath.“

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 142

„(Television) A recent study concludes that women over 40 have statistically as much chance of getting killed by a terrorist as of getting married. (Sylvia) And would rather.“

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 28

„Television news announcer) The Senate passed a bill today that would outlaw abortion unless the doctor's life is in danger. **(p. 30“

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Sylvia cartoon strip

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