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Nicole Hollander je karikaturistka.

✵ 25. duben 1939  •  Další jména Nicole Hollanderová
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„Dokážete si představit svět bez mužů? Žádná zločinnost a spousta šťastných a tlustých žen.“

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“(Woman psychic to woman client) So how come the tall, dark, handsome stranger I see in your future is a woman?”

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 57

“(Devil describes Hell) It's like you go to a Van Halen concert and you're the oldest one there, and there's a mix-up in the tickets, and you have to stand for the whole thing and it's hot and the kid next to you loses his lunch on your shoe.... I know.”

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You thought it was going to be witty and Noel Cowardish.
Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 133

“(Sylvia) A mature person doesn’t scream at her waiter: “Don’t tell me your name and don’t put anything freshly ground on my salad!””

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 69

“(Television) We are aggressively striking the terrorists in Iraq, defeating them there so that we will not have to face them in our own country. (Sylvia) Oh, good. So once we get rid of those, there won't be any more.”

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 105

“(Man in bar) I have the right to bear arms. It's in the Constitution. (Sylvia) I'm in complete agreement. I'd like to see a lot more women carry guns. [Pause] Cat got your tongue?”

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 9

“(Sylvia at typewriter) Common misunderstandings of young married couples. (Young husband to tearful wife) Jeannie, when I said that your dinner tasted like airplane food, that was meant as a compliment.”

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 55

“(Sylvia) Rita! Is Bush still president? (Rita) Ma, I didn't want to tell you…You seemed so happy.”

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 108

“(Sylvia’s answering machine) Hi, at the sound of the beep please tell me what you like best about me.”

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 86

“(Sylvia to her daughter) Rita, your body may be a temple. Mine is a Chevy Vega.”

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p.105

“(The Woman Who Does Everything Better Than You) …it's a worse shock to lose one of your five homes than it is to lose your only home. I'm sure psychologists will back me up on this.”

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 87

“(Television) Women hold up half the sky. (Sylvia) Uh huh, but in a poor neighborhood.”

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 206

“(Man in bar) The kind of woman I want just isn't around anymore. (Sylvia) Perhaps if you wait for a full moon.”

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 24

“(Telephone) Hi, this is Sylvia's opinion hotline…. How fair are you? Would you support laws mandating discrimination in hiring, housing, and employment against anyone who lacked a sense of humor, knowing that these laws would impact most heavily on fundamentalists?”

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 68

“(Second Bad Girl) Women who form relationships with murderers [in prison]. I don't get it. (First bad girl) Well, you know where they are at nights. (Second bad girl) At least, they're not lying on your couch watching TV.”

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 67

“(Woman to psychic) Which do you think is the more impossible dream: the perfect man or the perfect handbag?”

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 52

“Woman to Devil) I want to refinance my soul. (Devil) You’re going to take a bath on points. (p.78”

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Sylvia cartoon strip

“(Pilot’s voice on airplane public address system) Geez, I’m sorry about that landing.... Why don’t I just go up and try again?”

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 52

“(Sylvia at typewriter) For feminine protection, every day use a hand grenade.”

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 112

“(Television) Spray and wash gets out what America gets into. (Sylvia) Send some to El Salvador.”

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 39

“(Sylvia) Rita! Did you hear that! Tax cuts benefit the rich! Oh, the shock! Quick, get my medication! (Rita) Plain, or with peanuts?”

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 88

“(Sign) Mid-year resolutions of the barely under-control. (Woman at desk) I will try to be more understanding of others. I will try to be more patient when dealing with the incompetent people that surround me. I will not slap anyone first thing in the morning. (Sign on desk) The buck stops before it gets here.”

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 78

“(Streetwalker to friend) First he wants me to put on bunny ears and patent leather shoes, then he wants me to eat a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich. I go, "Mister, you are so sick. I don't do nitrites.”

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 207

“(Man in bar) How come only ugly women are for the equal rights amendment? (Sylvia) How come the guys who ask that question always have bad breath?”

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 25

“(Sylvia) Where do you stand?.... Do you think that people who like cake should be allowed to serve in combat positions?”

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 74

“(Television) There's a special feeling about being a woman. You do so much for everyone around you. But some days (Sylvia) You realize you've been had.”

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 223

“(Woman in bed) I dreamt that my HMO canceled my group insurance and I couldn't get an individual policy because I had a pre-existing condition, but they wouldn't tell me what it was.”

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 115

“(Man on television) Rita, you must believe me, alien beings are among us. (Sylvia) Yeah, in public office.”

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 176

“Man in bed, wearing glasses and suit) I dreamt I was in the shower with a bunch of gay guys and no one looked at me twice. **(p. 21”

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Sylvia cartoon strip

“(Sylvia to blindfolded cat) Just put your paw on the map, and that's where we'll go for our vacation. It's a big country, and yet you picked Cleveland.”

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Zdroj: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 36