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Robert Benchley

Datum narození: 15. září 1889
Datum úmrtí: 21. listopad 1945
Další jména: Robert Charles Benchley

Robert Benchley byl americký humorista a herec.

Citáty Robert Benchley

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americký komik 1889 – 1945
„Pes naučí vaše dítě věrnosti, vytrvalosti a třikrát se zatočit před ulehnutím.“
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americký komik 1889 – 1945
„V Americe jsou dvě cestovní třídy – první a s dětmi.
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American comedian 1889 – 1945
„Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.“
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American comedian 1889 – 1945
„The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.“My Ten Years in a Quandary and How They Grew
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American comedian 1889 – 1945
„It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.“
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American comedian 1889 – 1945
„Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.“
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American comedian 1889 – 1945
„There are two kinds of travel: first class and with children.“Pluck and Luck
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American comedian 1889 – 1945
„A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.“
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American comedian 1889 – 1945
„Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment.“
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American comedian 1889 – 1945
„There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't.“
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American comedian 1889 – 1945
„I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.“
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American comedian 1889 – 1945
„The only cure for a real hangover is death.“
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American comedian 1889 – 1945
„Central Park is the grandiose symbol of the front yard each child in New York hasn't got.“
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American comedian 1889 – 1945
„The free-lance writer is one who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.“
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American comedian 1889 – 1945
„We are constantly being surprised that people did things well before we were born.“
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American comedian 1889 – 1945
„Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, owing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about.“

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