Rodney Dangerfield citáty

Rodney Dangerfield byl americký komik a herec, známý též díky svým hláškám jako „I don't get no respect!“, „No respect, no respect at all... that's the story of my life“ a také „I get no respect, I tell ya“. Dangerfield hrál ve filmech jako Easy Money , Caddyshack a v hlavní roli v Back to School .

Mezi celebrity, které Dangerfield přímo ovlivnil mimo jiné patří: Chris Rock, Conan O'Brien či Bob Saget. Wikipedia  

✵ 22. listopad 1921 – 5. říjen 2004   •   Další jména رادنی دنقرفیلد, रॉडनी डेंजरफील्ड, جاكوب كوهن, 洛尼·丹吉菲爾德, رادنی دنگرفیلد
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“My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.”

Varianta: My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

“I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.”

Varianta: I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.

“What a childhood I had. My mother never breast-fed me. She said she liked me as a friend.”

Zdroj: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect But Plenty of Sex and Drugs (2004), p. 19

“What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.”

Varianta: What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.

“My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.”

Zdroj: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs

“When I was a kid, I never went to Disneyland. My ol' man told me Mickey Mouse died in a cancer experiment.”

Zdroj: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect But Plenty of Sex and Drugs (2004), p. 9

“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous, everyone hasn't met me yet.”

Quoted in Bob Fenster, Laugh Off: The Comedy Showdown Between Real Life and the Pros (2005), p. 37
Varianta: I told my psychiatrist everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous; everyone hasn't met me yet.

“A girl phoned me the other day and said, 'Come on over. There's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.”

Varianta: One woman I was dating called and said, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.

“I was so ugly… When I was born, the doctor slapped my mother!”

Actually originated with Henny Youngman..
Misattributed
Varianta: I was an ugly kid. When I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.
Zdroj: Youngman H. 101 of My Funniest Jokes. New York: Henny Youngman, 1976. Brochure. Cited in: Essays of an Information Scientist, Vol:4, p.515-518, 1979-80, Current Comments #26, p. 516, June 30, 1980 PDF http://www.garfield.library.upenn.edu/essays/v4p515y1979-80.pdf

“I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them.”

Zdroj: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect But Plenty of Sex and Drugs (2004), p. 18

“In my life I've been through plenty. when I was three years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me.”

Zdroj: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect But Plenty of Sex and Drugs (2004), p. 6

“What a childhood I had. Once on my birthday my ol' man gave me a bat. The first day I played with it, it flew away.”

Zdroj: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect But Plenty of Sex and Drugs (2004), p. 7

“I tell ya, my wife likes to talk during sex. Last night, she called me from a motel.”

Zdroj: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect But Plenty of Sex and Drugs (2004), p. 59

“I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to keep out of those places.”

Varianta: I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to keep out of those places.
Zdroj: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect But Plenty of Sex and Drugs (2004), p. 8

“When I was a kid I got no respect. When my parents got divorced there was a custody fight over me… and no one showed up.”

Zdroj: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect But Plenty of Sex and Drugs (2004), p. 10

“I tell ya, my family were always big drinkers. When I was a kid, I was missing. They put my picture on a bottle of Scotch.”

Zdroj: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect But Plenty of Sex and Drugs (2004), p. 21

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