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Steven Wright: Citáty anglicky

“I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where’s the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.”

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“I have a large seashell collection which I keep scattered on the beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen it.”

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I Have A Pony (1985)

“The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?”

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“It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I'd never even thought about killing myself.”

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“You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading… and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time.”

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“I wish the first word I ever said was the word "quote," so right before I die I could say "unquote."”

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When the Leaves Blow Away (2006), I Still Have a Pony (2007)

“A lot of people are afraid of heights; not me, I'm afraid of widths.”

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Steven Wright Special (1985)

“A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, 'Wish you were here.”

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“I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it.”

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