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Victor Borge

Datum narození: 3. leden 1909
Datum úmrtí: 23. prosinec 2000

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Citáty Victor Borge

„Ježíšek má dobré myšlení, navštěvovat lidi jen jednou za rok.“

„Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.“

„The shortest distance between two people is a smile.“

„One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace.“

„Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year“

„He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.“

„The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.“

„I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.“

„(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them?“

„Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.“

„Laughter is the closest distance between two people.“

„I'd like to thank my parents for making this night possible. And my children for making it necessary.“

„(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?“

„I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.“

„A smile is the shortest distance between two people.“

„Nogle ting er bedre i Sverige end i Danmark. De har bedre naboer.“

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