Alan Alda citáty

„A najednou jsem si uvědomil, jak neuvěřitelnou moc mají slova.“

„Klečel jsem před oltařem a otvíral ústa, aby mi kněz mohl na jazyk položit tu velkou kulatou oplatku. Od včerejší večeře to bylo první jídlo. v žaludku mi kručelo, přesto mě chuť toho tenkého kolečka z mouky a vody zvlaště děsila. Koneckonců, tohle nebyl chleba, to byl Ježíš. Ne symbol Ježíše, ale Ježíš sám. Zavřel jsem oči a domlouval sám sobě. Nekousej. Vůbec se toho nedotýkej zuby. A hlavně si to nepřilep na patro. Ach, bože, už se stalo. Dovolil jsi to. Bůh se ti přiepil na patro. Jak ho teď chceš dostat dolů? Musíš to dostat dolů a polknout. Co když to ztvrdne a zůstane tam? Nemůžeš až do večera chodit s bohem v puse. Ach, bože! Tak se rozpusť, rozpuštěj se.“

“When people are laughing, they're generally not killing one another.”

“Laugh at yourself, but don't ever aim your doubt at yourself. Be bold. When you embark for strange places, don't leave any of yourself safely on shore. Have the nerve to go into unexplored territory.”

“[B]egin challenging your own assumptions. Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while or the light won’t come in.”

“At times you have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of your intuition. What you'll discover will be wonderful. What you'll discover is yourself.”

“I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!”

“Here's my Golden Rule for a tarnished age: Be fair with others, but keep after them until they're fair with you.”

“If you know what you're looking for, that's all you'll get - what's previously known. But when you're open to what's possible, you get something new - that's creativity.”

“My mother didn’t try to stab my father until I was six.”

“… life is meaningless unless you bring meaning to it; … it is up to us to create our own existence. Unless you do something, unless you make something it's as though you aren't there.”

“The good thing about being a hypocrite is that you get to keep your values.”

“You don't put statistics on trial, you put individuals on trial.”