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“Fancy a spot of stony bonking before vespers?”

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Christopher Moore kniha Fool

Thalia, to the Bishop, after being found servicing Pocket
Fool (2009)

“Oh to be young and in love (with 8 Chinese concubines).”

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Christopher Moore kniha Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal (2002)

“Cordelia: You honor us, Fool. Did you hear rumors of small animals to hurt or were you hoping to accidentally surprise me in my bath again?
Pocket: I was lost, Milady.
Cordelia: A dozen times?”

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Christopher Moore kniha Fool

Fool (2009)

“King Lear: How hath my fool offended?
Regan: He hath shagged me roughly, against my will, and finished too soon.
King Lear: By force- Pocket? He isn't eight-stone on a feast day- he couldn't shag a cat by force.
Pocket: That's not true, sire. If the cat is distracted with a trout, then - well, uh, never mind.”

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Christopher Moore kniha Fool

Ch 14 - On Tender Horns - pg 177
Fool (2009)

“Sin is moist make a mental note.”

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Christopher Moore kniha Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal (2002)

“Pocket: Do you know that there's no fool piece on the chessboard, Kent?
Kent: Methinks the fool is the player, the mind above the moves.
Pocket: Well, that's a scratchy spot of cat wank. But bloody well said.”

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Christopher Moore kniha Fool

Ch 15 - In a Lover's Eye - pg 184
Fool (2009)

“Gentle spook, if it is a warning you bring, state it true. If action you require, ask outright. If music you must make, play on- but by the wine-stained balls of Bacchus, speak your bloody business quick and clear and then be gone, before Time's iron tongue licks away my mercy bonk with second thoughts!”

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Pocket (Black Fool)
Fool (2009)

“She's a bloody vision of loveliness.”

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Drool
Fool (2009)

“Your mother eats fungus from the feet of lepers.”

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Christopher Moore kniha Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal (2002)

“This book you've read is just a story. I made it up. It is not designed to change anyone's beliefs or worldview, unless after reading it you've decided to be kinder to your fellow humans (which is okay), or you decide you really would like to teach yoga to an elephant, in which case, please get videotape.”

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Christopher Moore kniha Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

Afterword : Teaching Yoga to an Elephant
Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal (2002)

“And once I shagged Regan on a platter of pork in front of Muslims.”

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Christopher Moore kniha Fool

Pocket (Black Fool)
Fool (2009)

“Great heroes have Great horniness.”

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Christopher Moore kniha Coyote Blue

Coyote Blue (1994)

“Fuckstockings!”

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Pocket (Black Fool), Ch 14 - On Tender Horns - pg 176
Fool (2009)

“I shagged a ghost!”

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Drool, Ch 14 - On Tender Horns - pg 167
Fool (2009)

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