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David Letterman

Datum narození: 12. duben 1947

David Michael Letterman je americký komik a moderátor talk show. Je znám díky uvádění Noční show Davida Lettermana na televizní stanici CBS. Předtím uváděl podobný pořad Late Night with David Letterman na NBC.

Je i televizní a filmový producent. Mezi jeho produkce například patří sitcom Raymonda má každý rád. Vlastní společnost Worldwide Pants, která produkuje například show The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson.

V roce 1995 předával Oscary. Jeho humor lze charakterizovat jako humor ironický, absurdně komediální a sebe-ironický.

Mezi jeho idoly patří Steve Allen, Johnny Carson, Julia Roberts. Ovlivnil osobnosti jako Conan O'Brien či Jimmy Kimmel.

Ve svých pořadech se pohádal například se Cher, Shirley MacLaine, i s Madonnou .


„Viceprezident říká, že metro není bezpečné, je tam vir chřipky. Hej Joe, poslouchej, musím ti to říct: metro v New Yorku bylo nebezpečné už před chřipkou. “

„If it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.“


„If what you've done is stupid, but it works.. then it really isn't all that stupid.“

„USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.“

„Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? 1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. 2) Advising the President. 3) Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin.“

„America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.“

„You can't eat tomatoes because they're tainted with deadly salmonella.

First there was tainted lettuce. Now, tainted tomatoes. Who would have thought that the healthiest part of a B. L. T. would be the bacon?“

„Labour day is a great American holiday that people
celebrate by going out and buying products
made in China“


„You have Kim Jong Il, and you have his brother, Menta Lee Il.“

„I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.“

„There is no off position on the genius switch.“

„I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red.“


„BP has put more birds in oil than Colonel Sanders.“

„Just make sure if you fail, you did what you wanted to do.“

„I haven't reached nirvana yet, but I've been to Detroit.“

„A high-level government agent was arrested today for selling secrets to Russia. They now have all of the exact locations of our back-to-school headquarters.“

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