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Jay Leno je jeden z nejznámějších současných amerických komiků a moderátorů.

Proslul zejména pořadem televize NBC The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, který převzal roku 1992 po Johnny Carsonovi. V letech 2009–2010 uváděl vlastní talkshow The Jay Leno Show, nicméně od 1. 3. 2010 se vrátil ke svému předchozímu pořadu. V dubnu 2011 parodoval „krádež“ protokolárního pera, kterého se „ujal“ prezident ČR Václav Klaus během státní návštěvy Chile.Poté, co klesla sledovanost tohoto pořadu, 3. dubna 2013 NBC oznámila, že jeho místo po konci zimních olympijských her 2014 zaujme mladší komik Jimmy Fallon. Poslední The Tonight Show moderoval 6. února 2014. Jeho posledním hlavním hostem byl Billy Crystal, který byl současně i jeho prvním hostem v roce 1992.

Jeho postava se vyskytuje i v několika amerických sci-fi filmech, kdy ho můžeme vidět, jak komentuje aktuální události, zatímco ho hlavní hrdina sleduje v televizi. Wikipedia  

✵ 28. duben 1950
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Jay Leno nejznámější citáty

„Průzkum ukázal, že ženy považují muže za nejpřitažlivější, když hrají fotbal. A za nejméně přitažlivé, když ho sledují.“

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Zdroj: [Ať žije fotbal!, Výběr Reader’s Digest, 1210-7077, červenec, 2004, 55]

„Podle nedávného průzkumu panují v Mexiku silné antiamerické nálady. Polovina obyvatel Mexika říká, že má na Spojené státy negativní názor. Druhá polovina už je tady.“

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„Slavnými se stanete až ve chvíli, kdy se o vás doslechne moje matka.“

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Zdroj: [Citáty a postřehy, Výběr Reader’s Digest, 1210-7077, červenec, 2004, 21]

Jay Leno: Citáty anglicky

“Now, today is the day we honor, of course, the Presidents, ranging from George Washington, who couldn't tell a lie, to George Bush, who couldn't tell the truth, to Bill Clinton, who couldn't tell the difference.”

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Monologue, 19 February 2007 (U.S. Presidents Day)
The Tonight Show

“The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D. C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.”

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“CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.”

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“Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances.”

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“The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular.”

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“Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on Larry King, 'I wish I had bought stock in it.' Only a Republican would think the best part of Viagra is the fact that you could make money off of it.”

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“Stephen Hawking is getting a divorce. That's scary. If the smartest guy in the world can't figure out women, we're screwed.”

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Monologue, 20 October 2006
The Tonight Show

“How many watched the President's speech last night?
[half-hearted audience applause]
How many watched American Idol?
[thundering applause]
Okay, there you go! You get the government you deserve.”

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Monologue, February 1, 2006
The Tonight Show

“Afterwards, President Bush said, "Maliki is the right man for the job." Just to remind you, Bush also said FEMA's Michael Brown was the right man for the job, Donald Rumsfeld was the right man for the job, Tom DeLay was the right man for the job… which would be okay if Bush was the right man for the job.”

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On the 30 November 2006 "breakfast summit" with Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki
Monologue, 30 November 2006
The Tonight Show

“This is now the twelfth day of rioting in France. They have been rioting for almost two weeks. And France has still not surrendered. That's like a record.”

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The Tonight Show, November 7, 2005, as reported on miquelon.org
French Bashing and Francophobia

“In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously.”

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Said on a 2008 episode (12.7) of British motoring program Top Gear.
Miscellaneous

“Well, there's nothing funnier to me than the French. The French Resistance is probably the biggest mythical joke that ever existed. There were four guys in the French Resistance. They couldn't hand over the Jewish people fast enough. Oh, please, don't tell me about the French. The French have all sorts of secret deals with Saddam and everybody else for two cents a liter. It's an easy target.”

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interview with Nikki Finke http://www.laweekly.com/ink/04/43/deadline-finke.php, LA Weekly, September 17, 2004 <br class="br">French Bashing and Francophobia

“A new poll shows that Americans now believe that Bill Clinton is more honest than President Bush. […] At least when Clinton screwed the nation, he did it one person at a time.”

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Monologue, May 12, 2006
The Tonight Show

“Racecar driving is a lot like sex; all men think they're good at it.”

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Said on a 2009 episode (13.7) of British motoring program Top Gear.
Miscellaneous

“How many of you watched the vice presidential debate expecting Sarah Palin to screw up? Be honest. [cheers and applause] : And how many of you watched the debate expecting Joe Biden to screw up? [more cheers and applause] : And how many of you watched the baseball game knowing the Cubs would screw up?”

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Monologue, 6 October, 2008
The Tonight Show

“No, they said they do not believe in evolution, then they said the biggest threat to America: religious radicals living in the Dark Ages.”

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Speaking of Sam Brownback, Mike Huckabee, and Tom Tancredo at the 3 May Republican Presidential debate
Monologue, 4 May 2007
The Tonight Show

“I didn't realize it was October until I saw the Chicago Cubs choking.”

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Monologue, 4 October, 2008
The Tonight Show

“I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada."”

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Monologue, June 24, 2005
The Tonight Show

“Congratulations to the Italian people for winning the World Cup. … They won after France’s best player got ejected for head butting. That’s the closest anyone in a French uniform has come to combat in 60 years”

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The Tonight Show, July 11th, 2006
French Bashing and Francophobia

“Women will soon be able to make their own sperm using their own bone marrow. Is that unbelievable? How unfair is that for us guys, huh? I mean, all these years, we've been in charge of manufacturing and distribution, you know what I'm saying? We provide free delivery and installation…”

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Monologue, 19 April 2007
The Tonight Show

“French troops arrived in Afghanistan last week, and not a minute too soon. The French are acting as advisers to the Taliban, to teach them how to surrender properly.”

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The Tonight Show, November 26, 2004
French Bashing and Francophobia

“[about the Chicago Cubs being swept by the L. A. Dodgers in the 2008 NLDS]: How about next year, we only let the Cubs play using steroids?”

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Monologue, 7 October, 2008
The Tonight Show

“Folks, tomorrow America will get to hear those four words we've been waiting for: "Former president George Bush."”

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Monologue, 19 January, 2009
The Tonight Show

“106 [degrees] in the valley… I was sweating like Dan Rather checking for forged documents.”

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Monologue, September 10, 2004
The Tonight Show

“So China's president [Hu Jintao] meets, uh— meets America's president. It's like President "Who?" meeting President "Huh?".”

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Monologue, April 19, 2006
The Tonight Show

“And as you know, this whole Hillary e-mail scandal brought Anthony Wiener back into the news. Now here's a question nobody has asked. Anthony Wiener is Jewish, right? Right? So does this scandal make him a Hebrew National Wiener?”

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Guest monologue on The Tonight Show http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/jay-leno-takes-jimmy-fallons-867267, 31 October, 2016 <br class="br">The Tonight Show

“The economy is so bad, I saw Matthew McConaughey talking to himself in a Kia! THAT'S how bad it is!”

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Guest monologue on The Tonight Show http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/jay-leno-takes-jimmy-fallons-867267, 3 April, 2017 <br class="br">The Tonight Show

“And some sad news… the first lesbian couple to legally get married in the state of Massachusetts has split up. They cited irreconcilable similarities.”

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Monologue, 24 July 2006
The Tonight Show

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