Jerry Seinfeld citáty
Jerry Seinfeld
Datum narození: 29. duben 1954
Jerry Seinfeld je americký komik a herec.
Citáty Jerry Seinfeld
„The biggest laugh has to come at the end.“
Quoted in a video interview for The New York Times Magazine YouTube channel (20 December 2012)
„Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.“
I'm Telling You for the Last Time (1998)
„Economy is essential to all good fart.“
As quoted in radio interview http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=15771045 with Dave Davies, "Fresh Air", NPR (30 October 2007)
„The pitch for the show, the real pitch, when Larry and I went to NBC in 1988, was we want to show how a comedian gets his material. The show about nothing was just a joke in an episode many years later“
Statement about the show Seinfeld, in "Jerry Seinfeld here. I will give you an answer." at Reddit (6 January 2014) https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1ujvrg/jerry_seinfeld_here_i_will_give_you_an_answer/ceitvvp
Kontext: The pitch for the show, the real pitch, when Larry and I went to NBC in 1988, was we want to show how a comedian gets his material. The show about nothing was just a joke in an episode many years later, and Larry and I to this day are surprised that it caught on as a way that people describe the show, because to us it's the opposite of that.
„A bookstore is one of the only pieces of physical evidence we have that people are still thinking.“
Varianta: A bookstore is one of the many pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
„What I don't understand is how women can pour hot wax on their bodies, let it dry, then rip out every single hair by its root and still be scared of spiders.“
I'm Telling You for the Last Time (1998)
Kontext: Men and women will never understand each other; my advice is to just stop trying. Just forget it. I know I will never understand women. I will never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root... and still be afraid of a spider.