Jerry Seinfeld citáty
Jerry Seinfeld
Datum narození: 29. duben 1954
Jerry Seinfeld je americký komik a herec.
Citáty Jerry Seinfeld
„The biggest laugh has to come at the end.“
— Jerry Seinfeld
Quoted in a video interview for The New York Times Magazine YouTube channel (20 December 2012)
„Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.“
— Jerry Seinfeld
I'm Telling You for the Last Time (1998)
„Economy is essential to all good fart.“
— Jerry Seinfeld
As quoted in radio interview http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=15771045 with Dave Davies, "Fresh Air", NPR (30 October 2007)
„The pitch for the show, the real pitch, when Larry and I went to NBC in 1988, was we want to show how a comedian gets his material. The show about nothing was just a joke in an episode many years later“
— Jerry Seinfeld
Context: The pitch for the show, the real pitch, when Larry and I went to NBC in 1988, was we want to show how a comedian gets his material. The show about nothing was just a joke in an episode many years later, and Larry and I to this day are surprised that it caught on as a way that people describe the show, because to us it's the opposite of that.
Statement about the show Seinfeld, in "Jerry Seinfeld here. I will give you an answer." at Reddit (6 January 2014) https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1ujvrg/jerry_seinfeld_here_i_will_give_you_an_answer/ceitvvp
„What I don't understand is how women can pour hot wax on their bodies, let it dry, then rip out every single hair by its root and still be scared of spiders.“
— Jerry Seinfeld
I'm Telling You for the Last Time (1998), Context: Men and women will never understand each other; my advice is to just stop trying. Just forget it. I know I will never understand women. I will never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root... and still be afraid of a spider.
„Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.“
— Jerry Seinfeld
I'm Telling You for the Last Time (1998)
