Laurence Sterne citáty

„Samota je nejlepší vychovatelka moudrosti.“

„Samota je nejlepší pěstounkou moudrosti.“

„Člověk, který se směje, nebývá nebezpečný.“

„Muž sotva kdy učiní ženě nějakou milou nabídku, aniž to ona vytuší o několik okamžiků dříve.“

„Kdykoli se člověk usměje, tím spíše pak, když se zachechtá, trochu si ten capart života nastaví.“

„Život obsahuje tolik pozitivního, že pesimisté by mohli úplně vyklidit pole.“

„Budeme navždy vyrábět nové knihy, jako lékárníci vytvářejí nové směsi, a to nalitím pouze z jedné nádoby do druhé?“

„Tak už je to tady.“

“Respect for ourselves guides our morals; respect for others guides our manners”

“Trust that man in nothing who has not a conscience in everything.”

“I begin with writing the first
sentence—and trusting to Almighty
God for the second.”

“Human nature is the same in all professions.”

“Shall we for ever make new books, as apothecaries make new mixtures, by pouring only out of one vessel into another?”

“Keyholes are the occasions of more sin and wickedness, than all other holes in this world put together.”

“I wish either my father or my mother, or indeed both of them, as they were in duty both equally bound to it, had minded what they were about when they begot me.”

“We get forwards in the world not so much by doing services, as receiving them: you take a withering twig, and put it in the ground; and then you water it, because you have planted it.”

“God tempers the wind, said Maria, to the shorn lamb.”

“My father was as proud of his eloquence as MARCUS TULLIUS CICERO could be for his life, and and for aught I am convinced of to the contrary at present, with as much reason: it was indeed his strength — and his weakness, too. — His strength — for he was by nature eloquent — and his weakness — for he was hourly a dupe to it; and provided an occasion in life would but permit him to shew his talents, or say either a wise thing, a witty, or a shrewd one — (bating the case of a systematic misfortune)— he had all he wanted.— A blessing which tied up my father's tongue, and a misfortune which let it loose with a good grace, were pretty equal: sometimes, indeed, the misfortune was the better of the two; for instance, where the pleasure of the harangue was as ten, and the pain of the misfortune was as five”

“I believe in my conscience I intercept many a thought which heaven intended for another man.”

“Ho! 'tis the time of salads.”

“The desire of knowledge, like the thirst of riches, increases ever with the acquisition of it.”

“I am convinced, Yorick, continued my father, half reading and half discoursing, that there is a Northwest Passage to the intellectual world; and that the soul of man has shorter ways of going to work, in furnishing itself with knowledge and instruction, than we generally take with it.”

“Our armies swore terribly in Flanders, cried my uncle Toby, — but nothing to this. — For my own part, I could not have a heart to curse my dog so.”

“Hail, ye small, sweet courtesies of life! for smooth do ye make the road of it.”

“I pity the man who can travel from Dan to Beersheba and cry, 'Tis all barren!”

“Shall we be destined to the days of eternity, on holy-days, as well as working-days, to be showing the relics of learning, as monks do the relics of their saints — without working one — one single miracle with them?”

“Tis known by the name of perseverance in a good cause — and of obstinacy in a bad one.”

“Tant pis and tant mieux, being two of the great hinges in French conversation, a stranger would do well to set himself right in the use of them before he gets to Paris.”

“As for the clergy — No — If I say a word against them, I'll be shot. — I have no desire, — and besides, if I had, — I durst not for my soul touch upon the subject, — with such weak nerves and spirits, and in the condition I am in at present, 'twould be as much as my life was worth, to deject and contrist myself with so bad and melancholy an account, — and therefore, 'tis safer to draw a curtain across, and hasten from it, as fast as I can, to the main and principal point I have undertaken to clear up, — and that is, How it comes to pass, that your men of least wit are reported to be men of most judgment.”

“Persuasion hung upon his lips, and the elements of Logick and Rhetorick were so blended up in him, — and, withall, he had so shrewd guess at the weaknesses and passions of his respondent, — that NATURE might have stood up and said, — "This man is eloquent."”

“Only the brave know how to forgive…A coward never forgave; it is not in his nature.”

“Go poor Devil, get thee gone, why should I hurt thee? — This world surely is wide enough to hold both thee and me.”

“Whistled up to London, upon a Tom Fool's errand.”

“"Pray, my dear," quoth my mother, "have you not forgot to wind up the clock?" — "Good G—!" cried my father, making an exclamation, but taking care to moderate his voice at the same time, — "Did ever woman, since the creation of the world, interrupt a man with such a silly question?"”

“The history of a soldier's wound beguiles the pain of it.”

“It had ever been the custom of the family, and by length of time was almost become a matter of common right, that the eldest son of it should have free ingress, egress, and regress into foreign parts before marriage, — not only for the sake of bettering his own private parts, by the benefit of exercise and change of so much air — but simply for the mere delectation of his fancy, by the feather put into his cap, of having been abroad.”

“When issues of events like these my father is waiting for, are hanging in the scales of fate, the mind has the advantage of changing the principle of expectation three times, without which it would not have power to see it out.Curiosity governs the first moment; and the second moment is all economy to justify the expense of the first — and for the third, fourth, fifth, and sixth moments, and so on to the day of judgment — 'tis a point of HONOUR.I need not be told, that the ethic writers have assigned this all to Patience; but that VIRTUE, methinks, has extent of domination sufficient of her own, and enough to do in it, without invading the few dismantled castles which HONOUR has left him upon the earth.”