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Lily Tomlin

Datum narození: 1. září 1939

Lily Tomlin je americká herečka, komička, spisovatelka a producentka.

Citáty Lily Tomlin

„Potíž s bezohlednou honbou za kariérou v závodě krys spočívá v tom, že i když vyhrajete, zůstáváte krysou.“

„The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.“

„When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.“

„Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.“

„We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.“

„I said "Somebody should do something about that." Then I realized I am somebody.“

„The road to success is always under construction“

„Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying, but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?“

„Forgiveness means giving up all hope for a better past.“

„Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.“

„If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?“ Many Moons

„No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.“

„Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.“

„I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.“

„Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then--we elected them.“

„The best mind altering drug is the truth.“

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