Robin Williams citáty

„Moc to neprožívám, rozhodně si na rozdíl od některých kolegů nenechávám v pauzách říkat jménem své postavy. Ale hraji rád, je to dobrá práce. Jediné, co nesnáším, je „prodávání“ reklamních produktů ve filmu, to opravdu rád nemám.“

—  Robin Williams

Zdroj: [Míšková, Věra, Berlinale rozdá v sobotu ceny, jasný favorit chybí, Novinky.cz, 2004-02-12, 2011-03-22, http://www.novinky.cz/kultura/25548-berlinale-rozda-v-sobotu-ceny-jasny-favorit-chybi.html?ref=boxA]

„Nezáleží na tom, co lidi říkají. Slova a nápady mohou změnit svět.“

—  Robin Williams

„And people say to me, they say Jesus wasn't Jewish. I say of course he was Jewish. 30 years old, single, lives with his parents. Come on! Work in his father's business, his mom thought he was God's gift! He's Jewish! Give it up!“

—  Robin Williams

Robin Williams: Live on Broadway (2002)

„You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the South? Nothing! Somebody's losing a trailer.“

—  Robin Williams

Weapons of Self Destruction (2010)

„Is it rude to Twitter during sex? To go "omg, omg, wtf, zzz?"“

—  Robin Williams

Is that rude?
Weapons of Self Destruction (2010)

„Parry is a man with a previous life that was so damaged that he had to create another personality.“

—  Robin Williams

On his role in The Fisher King (1991), as quoted in "Dreams: The Fisher King" (2006) edited by Phil Stubbs http://www.smart.co.uk/dreams/fkprod1.htm
Kontext: Parry is a man with a previous life that was so damaged that he had to create another personality. … It's like post-traumatic stress syndrome: Some people respond to traumatic or tragic events by withdrawal; some even create other personalities. Parry is a creation — somewhat Don Quixote, somewhat Groucho Marx — but he's a creation designed to avoid a past event.

„You're only given a little spark of madness and if you lose that, you're nothing.“

—  Robin Williams

A Night at the Roxy (1978)

„I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole."“

—  Robin Williams

Reality...What a Concept (1979)

„What kind of food did we drop on Afghanistan? Pop-Tarts, peanut butter…just add a Honey Baked Ham and you've got a redneck Christmas. Why are we dropping this food on Afghanistan? Tastes a shit load better than dirt, #1. #2, difficult to have a call to jihad with a mouth full of peanut butter. Thirdly, Afghanistan is a hashish-smoking culture, and anyone who's ever been a friend of the hookah will go, (intense, stoned stare) "Pop-Tarts!"“

—  Robin Williams

Robin Williams: Live on Broadway (2002)

„I would like to do for you now, a Japanese science fiction movie: "Attack of the Killer Vibrators."“

—  Robin Williams

Performance at the L.A. Improv (1977) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH7crqRvhhc

„Parry is a creation — somewhat Don Quixote, somewhat Groucho Marx — but he's a creation designed to avoid a past event.“

—  Robin Williams

On his role in The Fisher King (1991), as quoted in "Dreams: The Fisher King" (2006) edited by Phil Stubbs http://www.smart.co.uk/dreams/fkprod1.htm
Kontext: Parry is a man with a previous life that was so damaged that he had to create another personality. … It's like post-traumatic stress syndrome: Some people respond to traumatic or tragic events by withdrawal; some even create other personalities. Parry is a creation — somewhat Don Quixote, somewhat Groucho Marx — but he's a creation designed to avoid a past event.

„Look! The moon like a testicle hangs low in the sky. This bodes not well.“

—  Robin Williams

Performance at the L.A. Improv (1977)
Kontext: I would like to do Shakespeare's only unknown piece, That's the Way I Lick It... It's a bleak night my Lord. Look! The moon like a testicle hangs low in the sky. This bodes not well.... Anon, post-haste, let's get a larger crowd in here. Free Cocaine! There's no luck. Does anyone have drugs to ease my pain? My Kingdom for a Quaalude! … It is the end! I must go, for I cannot come here, and yet, it has been brief, 'tis over, and the lights do turn bright. <!-- You aren't going to help me are you?

„One of the fundamental things is in a jihad. That sounds like a country western term like, "Jiii-had!"“

—  Robin Williams

Robin Williams: Live on Broadway (2002)

„But I know, as beatific as Gandhi was, there was somebody in a Bombay bar going, "I knew Gandhi…he was a prick. I saw him sucking down a pork hot dog, hitting on Mother Teresa. He kept saying, 'Who's your diaper daddy? Who's your diaper daddy?'"“

—  Robin Williams

Robin Williams: Live on Broadway (2002)

„Baseball players have to go in front of a grand jury and say, "Yeah, I did cocaine. Can you blame me? It's a slow goddamn game! Come on Jack! Standing out in left field for seven innings, and there's a long white line going down to home plate! I see the guy putting it out going "Heh heh heh heh!!!!" And that damn organ music too, the whole [does intro to "Charge!"]! Third base coach is always doing this…[wiping nose, fidgeting around]. When he's doing that, I don't know whether to slide or do a line! People sliding into home plate head first, umpire goes, "You're out!"“

—  Robin Williams

"No, baby, I'm up now! Ha ha ha!"
A Night at the Met (1986)

„[as a Shakespearean narrator] Mind not my words — Let the play be the thing. I'll get back forth and touch myself anon.“

—  Robin Williams

Reality...What a Concept (1979)

„There was one guy that had an amazing claim to fame, in terms of drugs and sports. And his name was Dock Ellis. And Dock Ellis did an incredible thing. The one person who knows, thank you. Dock Ellis pitched a no-hitter on LSD. Those of you who have taken LSD, tell the others how hard that might be. If I took LSD, I'd be talking to every blade of grass like "Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!"“

—  Robin Williams

Weapons of Self Destruction (2010)

„[About the Swiss] The nice Germans, Yeah. Or as they like to say, the other white race. Now, I have only one question. How can you trust an army, how butch is an army that has a wine opener on its knife? "Many of you have never opened Chardonnay under fire! First, you pull the cork out, sniff it, say, 'Meat or fish?', and throw! (Military cadence) I don't know, but I've been told, Chardonnay must be served cold! Ja!"“

—  Robin Williams

Robin Williams: Live on Broadway (2002)

„Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.“

—  Robin Williams

Weapons of Self Destruction (2010)