Robin Williams citáty
Robin Williams
Datum narození: 21. červenec 1951
Datum úmrtí: 11. srpen 2014
Robin McLaurin Williams byl americký herec, komik a zpěvák, držitel Oscara, čtyř Zlatých glóbů, čtyř cen Grammy, dvou cen amerických scenáristů a ceny Cecil B. DeMilleho.
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americký komikCitáty Robin Williams
„Moc to neprožívám, rozhodně si na rozdíl od některých kolegů nenechávám v pauzách říkat jménem své postavy. Ale hraji rád, je to dobrá práce. Jediné, co nesnáším, je „prodávání“ reklamních produktů ve filmu, to opravdu rád nemám.“
— Robin Williams
Source: [Míšková, Věra, Berlinale rozdá v sobotu ceny, jasný favorit chybí, Novinky.cz, 2004-02-12, 2011-03-22, http://www.novinky.cz/kultura/25548-berlinale-rozda-v-sobotu-ceny-jasny-favorit-chybi.html?ref=boxA]
„I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole."“
— Robin Williams
Reality...What a Concept (1979)
„Look! The moon like a testicle hangs low in the sky. This bodes not well.“
— Robin Williams
Context: I would like to do Shakespeare's only unknown piece, That's the Way I Lick It... It's a bleak night my Lord. Look! The moon like a testicle hangs low in the sky. This bodes not well.... Anon, post-haste, let's get a larger crowd in here. Free Cocaine! There's no luck. Does anyone have drugs to ease my pain? My Kingdom for a Quaalude! … It is the end! I must go, for I cannot come here, and yet, it has been brief, 'tis over, and the lights do turn bright. <!-- You aren't going to help me are you?
Performance at the L.A. Improv (1977)
„Parry is a creation — somewhat Don Quixote, somewhat Groucho Marx — but he's a creation designed to avoid a past event.“
— Robin Williams
Context: Parry is a man with a previous life that was so damaged that he had to create another personality. … It's like post-traumatic stress syndrome: Some people respond to traumatic or tragic events by withdrawal; some even create other personalities. Parry is a creation — somewhat Don Quixote, somewhat Groucho Marx — but he's a creation designed to avoid a past event.
On his role in The Fisher King (1991), as quoted in "Dreams: The Fisher King" (2006) edited by Phil Stubbs http://www.smart.co.uk/dreams/fkprod1.htm
„Parry is a man with a previous life that was so damaged that he had to create another personality.“
— Robin Williams
Context: Parry is a man with a previous life that was so damaged that he had to create another personality. … It's like post-traumatic stress syndrome: Some people respond to traumatic or tragic events by withdrawal; some even create other personalities. Parry is a creation — somewhat Don Quixote, somewhat Groucho Marx — but he's a creation designed to avoid a past event.
On his role in The Fisher King (1991), as quoted in "Dreams: The Fisher King" (2006) edited by Phil Stubbs http://www.smart.co.uk/dreams/fkprod1.htm
„I would like to do for you now, a Japanese science fiction movie: "Attack of the Killer Vibrators."“
— Robin Williams
Performance at the L.A. Improv (1977) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH7crqRvhhc
„My favorite athletes of any Olympics are always the African distance runners. You never have to drug test an African distance runner.
"Are you on drugs?"
"No, I'm looking for food."
And I'm sure in Kenya they have a chicken that can run a sub 2-hour marathon…. One of my favorite runners of all time was Abebe Bikila. He was an Ethiopian distance runner and he won the Rome Olympics [marathon] running barefoot. He was then sponsored by Adidas. He ran the next Olympics, he carried the fuckin' shoes. No performance enhancement there.“
— Robin Williams
Weapons of Self Destruction (2010)
„Is it rude to Twitter during sex? To go "omg, omg, wtf, zzz?"“
— Robin Williams
Weapons of Self Destruction (2010), Is that rude?
„They call it freebasing. It's not free, it costs you your house! It should be called home basing! Three signs you're addicted to cocaine: First of all, if you come home to your house and you have no furniture and your cat's going "I'm outta here, prick!," Warning! Number two: If you have this dream where you're doing cocaine in your sleep and you can't fall asleep, and you wake up and you're doing cocaine, BINGO! Number three: if on your tax form it says, "$50,000 for snacks," MAYDAY!“
— Robin Williams
A Night at the Met (1986)
„[spoofing Mister Rogers] It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood… oh, damn, someone stole my sneakers. Let's do some wonderful things today, boys and girls; but first, do you mind if I take some more medication? It helps the day go a little bit slower. There we go. Now we're gonna do some wonderful experiments you can do around the house. Let's put Mr. Hamster in the microwave, okay?… He knows where he's going. BEEP! Pop goes the weasel! That's severe radiation. Can you say "severe radiation?"“
— Robin Williams
Reality...What a Concept (1979), Oh, look, you got a little balloon now.
„Twitter broke the other day, and a lot of people were going, "My Thumbs! My thumbs are moving for no reason! What's that?" "A book". "Who are you?"“
— Robin Williams
Weapons of Self Destruction (2010), "Dad. I miss you. Let's talk."
„I was on this German talk show and this woman said to me, she said, "Mr. Williams, why do you think there's not so much comedy in Germany?" I said, "Did you ever think you killed all the funny people?" [laughter and applause] And…it was…and here's where it got interesting. She didn't bat an eyelash. She just went "No". At that point, even God's going, "Do you get it?!"“
— Robin Williams
Weapons of Self Destruction (2010), German comedy: "Knock-knock--We ask the questions!".
