Alan Patrick Herbert citáty

„Mluvit a nemyslet - to je jako střílet bez míření.“

„Slovo je žena, čin je muž.“

„Zlo, které vychází z našich úst, často se sráží do našich srdcí.“

„Já nejsem žárlivá - ale nepochopím, co na ní vidí!“

“Don't let's go to the dogs tonight,
For mother will be there.”

Alan Patrick Herbert: Citáty anglicky

“Was the cow crossed?"
"No, your worship, it was an open cow.”

"Don't Let's Go to the Dogs Tonight", She-Shanties (1926).

“It cannot be too clearly understood that this is not a free country, and it will be an evil day for the legal profession when it is.”

A. P. Herbert kniha Uncommon Law

"The Negotiable Cow".
Uncommon Law (1935)

“Justice should be cheap but judges expensive.”

A. P. Herbert kniha Uncommon Law

"Is It a Free Country?"
Uncommon Law (1935)

“The critical period in matrimony is breakfast-time.”

A. P. Herbert kniha Uncommon Law

"What Is a Judge?"
Uncommon Law (1935)

“A man who has made up his mind on a given subject twenty-five years ago and continues to hold his political opinions after he has been proved to be wrong is a man of principle; while he who from time to time adapts his opinions to the changing circumstances of life is an opportunist.”

A. P. Herbert kniha Uncommon Law

"Is Marriage Lawful?"
Uncommon Law (1935)

“How proud upon your quarterdeck you stand,
Conductor, Captain of the mighty bus!
Like some Columbus you survey the Strand,
A calm newcomer in a sea of fuss.”

A. P. Herbert kniha Uncommon Law

"Which Is the Liberal Party?"
Uncommon Law (1935)

“As my poor father used to say
In 1863,
Once people start on all this Art
Goodbye, moralitee!
And what my father used to say
Is good enough for me.”

"Seeing It Through", London Transport poster by Eric Kennington (1944).

“The Englishman never enjoys himself except for a noble purpose. He does not play cricket because it is a good game, but because it creates good citizens. He does not love motor-races for their own sake, but for the advantages they bring to the engineering firms of his country. And it is common knowledge that the devoted persons who conduct and regularly attend horse-races do not do so because they like it, but for the benefit of the breed of the English horse.”

"Lines for a Worthy Person", Ballads for Broadbrows (1930).

“The whole Constitution has been erected upon the assumption that the King not only is capable of doing wrong but is more likely to do wrong than other men if he is given the chance.”

A. P. Herbert kniha Uncommon Law

"Is Fox-Hunting Fun?"
Uncommon Law (1935)

“Bus driver, bus driver, the sirens have gone,
The bombs may come down, but the buses go on;
Bus driver, I know you won't think me a snob
If I whisper: "Bus driver, I don't want your job."”

A. P. Herbert kniha Uncommon Law

"What Is the Crown?"
Uncommon Law (1935)

“It is like the thirteenth stroke of a crazy clock, which not only is itself discredited but casts a shade of doubt over all previous assertions.”

"Seeing It Through", London Transport poster by Eric Kennington (1944).

“Let's stop somebody from doing something!
Everybody does too much.”

A. P. Herbert kniha Uncommon Law

"Is It a Free Country?"
Uncommon Law (1935)

“The portions of a woman which appeal to man's depravity
Are constructed with considerable care.”

"Let's Stop Somebody from Doing Something", Ballads for Broadbrows (1930).

“People must not do things for fun. We are not here for fun. There is no reference to fun in any Act of Parliament.”

"Lines on a Book Borrowed from the Ship's Doctor", A. P. H.: His Life and Times (1970).

“Citizens who take it upon themselves to do unusual actions which attract the attention of the police should be careful to bring these actions into one of the recognized categories of crimes and offences, for it is intolerable that the police should be put to the pains of inventing reasons for finding them undesirable.”

A. P. Herbert kniha Uncommon Law

"Is It a Free Country?"
Uncommon Law (1935)

“The laws were very comical; to bet was voted lax,
But your betting was the only thing that nobody could tax.”

A. P. Herbert kniha Uncommon Law

"Is It a Free Country?"
Uncommon Law (1935)

“There's alcohol in plant and tree.
It must be Nature's plan
That there should be in fair degree
Some alcohol in Man.”

Speech to Parliament, 1930s; quoted by Bernard Levin in The Pendulum Years (1970).

“The Farmer will never be happy again;
He carries his heart in his boots;
For either the rain is destroying his grain
Or the drought is destroying his roots.”

Number Nine ([1951] 1952) p. 151.

“Nobody's wrong but England – and England's always wrong,
Too late – or else too early – too soft – or else too strong.
And when for once the wide world begins to praise her name
Her own sons crowd and hurry to shout her back to shame.”

"The Farmer", Tinker, Tailor (1922).

“A highbrow is the kind of person who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.”

"Poor Old Britain", Leave My Old Morale Alone (1948).

“For I must write to The Times tonight, and save the world from sin.”

A. P. Herbert kniha Uncommon Law

"Is 'Highbrow' Libellous?"
Uncommon Law (1935)