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Christopher Moore je americký spisovatel komické fantasy. K roku 2011 napsal jedenáct románů, z nichž se některé staly mezinárodními bestsellery. Wikipedia  

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“Heinous fuckery most foul!”

Christopher Moore kniha Fool

Zdroj: Pocket (Black Fool)

“She's evil. Evil, evil, evil. I want to see her naked.”

Christopher Moore kniha Bloodsucking Fiends

Zdroj: Bloodsucking Fiends

“Blessed are the meek, for to them we shall say "attaboy".”

Christopher Moore kniha Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

Zdroj: Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

“May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense.”

Christopher Moore kniha Practical Demonkeeping

Author's Blessing
Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal (2002)
Zdroj: Practical Demonkeeping
Kontext: If you have come to these pages for laughter, may you find it.
If you are here to be offended, may your ire rise and your blood boil.
If you seek an adventure, may this song sing you away to blissful escape.
If you need to test or confirm your beliefs, may you reach comfortable conclusions.
All books reveal perfection, by what they are or what they are not.
May you find that which you seek, in these pages or outside them.
May you find perfection, and know it by name.

“The angel has confided in me that he is going to ask the Lord if he can become Spider-Man. […] The children need heroes, he says. I think he just wants to swing from buildings in tight red jammies.”

Christopher Moore kniha Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

Zdroj: Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

“He has the attention span of a hummingbird.”

Christopher Moore

Zdroj: The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror

“… but to remain historically accurate, I would have had to leave out an important question that I felt needed to be addressed, which is, 'What if Jesus had known kung fu?”

Christopher Moore kniha Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

Zdroj: Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

“Words, words, words, a million million words circle in my head like hawks, waiting to dive onto the page to rend and tear the only two words I want to write.

Why me?”

Christopher Moore kniha Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

Zdroj: Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

“I think I'm what they call a never-was.”

Christopher Moore kniha The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove

Zdroj: The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove

“All killer whales are named Kevin. You knew that, right?”

Christopher Moore

Zdroj: Fluke: Or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings

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