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Janet Evanovich

Datum narození: 22. duben 1943

Janet Evanovich je spisovatelka.


„Moje profesní aspirace jsou jasné - chci být intergalaktickou princeznou.“

„Nenávidím rána, začínají moc brzy.“


„Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to shoot you in the head."
Eddie DeChooch“
Seven Up

„Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.“

„My professional aspirations were simple - I wanted to be an intergalactic princess.“

„I make lots of mistakes. I try hard not to make the same mistake more than three or four times.“ Three to Get Deadly

„Nice dress. Take it off.“

„Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.“


„I hate mornings. They start so early.“ Plum Spooky

„I like the way you've let your hair go curly," he finally said. "Suits your personality. Lots of energy, not much control, sexy as hell,"
Joe Morelli to Stephanie Plum“
One for the Money

„I'm telling you, it's fu**ing hard to be classy“ One for the Money

„Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise.“


„He [Ranger] stopped in front of my parents' house, and we both looked to the door. My mother and my grandmother were standing there, watching us.
"I'm not sure I feel comfortable about the way your grandma looks at me," Ranger said.
[Stephanie] "She wants to see you naked."
"I wish you hadn't told me that, babe."
"Everyone I know wants to see you naked."
"And you?"
"Never crossed my mind." I held my breath when I said it, and I hoped God wouldn't stike me down dead for lying.“
Hard Eight

„In my opinion, the only good spider is a dead spider, and women's rights aren't worth dick if they mean I can't ask a man to do my bug squashing.“ One for the Money

„Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.“ Hard Eight

„I attributed the incidence to temporary insanity, and in my own defense, I'd like to say I haven't run over anyone since.“ One for the Money

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