Joseph Rudyard Kipling citáty

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„Zahalil se do citátů - jako by se žebrák zahalil do císařského purpuru.“

„Ve svém životě jsem nikdy neudělal chybu; přinejmenším nikdy tu, kterou jsem poté nemohl vysvětlit.“

„Červeného vína, knih ani munice není nikdy dost.“

„Domněnka ženy bývá přesnější než jistota muže.“

„Chceš realizovat své sny? Probuď se!“

„Když žena něco tuší, je mnohem blíže pravdě, než když muž něco s určitostí ví.“

„Šest věrných mužů slouží mi (vše, co vím, od nich mám) jejich jména jsou – CO, Kdo, Kdy, Proč, Jak a Kam“

„Více mužů bylo zabito přepracováním, než význam světa může ospravedlnit.“

„Slova jsou nejsilnější droga, kterou lidstvo užívá.“

„Máte-li v sobě prostou krásu a nic jiného, máte asi to nejlepší, co Bůh stvořil.“

„Co mohou vědět o Anglii lidé, kteří znají jenom Anglii?“

„Dle zákona džungle trest uzavírá účet. V džungli nemá místo posuzování či zpochybňování trestu.“

„Počítej se zákony, ale i s tím, že existují výjimky.“

„Ať už potkáš výhru nebo porážku, s oběma těmito lhářkami jednej se stejnou tváří.“

„Za všechno, co si vezmeme, musíme zaplatit, ale cena je krutě vysoká.“

„Nedůvěra patří do čeledi hlodavců.“

„Všichni jsme ostrovy navzájem křičící lži přes moře nedorozumění.“

„A kdo se optá, proč jsme padli. Řekni - neboť otcové nám lhali.“

„Cokoliv přijde nebo nepřijde, my lidé se nesmíme bát.“

„Můj kokr je můj nejupřímnější obdivovatel. Miluje mě, aniž četl mé knihy.“

„Naučte mne radovat se z věcí prostých a žít zvesela bez hořké pachuti. Odpuštění nás oprostí od zla. Přejme lásku všem lidem pod sluncem.“

„Když mladé slunce září svou pokrylo zeleň Edenu, náš otec Adam seděl pod stromem a škrábal dřívkem na hlínu, hned první kostrbaté čáry mu srdce pýchou naplní, tu d'ábel sladce zašeptá: „Pěkné, ale je to umění?““

“Brother, thy tail hangs down behind!
This is the way of the Monkey-kind!”

“Body and spirit I surrendered whole
To harsh instructors—and received a soul…
If mortal man could change me through and through
From all I was—What may the God not do?”

“From little towns in a far land we came,
To save our honour and a world aflame.
By little towns in a far land we sleep,
And trust the world we won for you to keep.”

“Men and women may sometimes, after great effort, achieve a creditable lie; but the house, which is their temple, cannot say anything save the truth of those who have lived in it.”

“God of our fathers, known of old,
Lord of our far-flung battle line,
Beneath whose awful hand we hold
Dominion over palm and pine—
Lord God of Hosts, be with us yet,
Lest we forget—lest we forget!”

“To the legion of the lost ones, to the cohort of the damned,
To my brethren in their sorrow overseas,
Sings a gentleman of England cleanly bred, machinely crammed,
And a trooper of the Empress, if you please.”

“We have done with Hope and Honour, we are lost to Love and Truth,
We are dropping down the ladder rung by rung,
And the measure of our torment is the measure of our youth.
God help us, for we knew the worst too young!”

“If, drunk with sight of power, we loose
Wild tongues that have not Thee in awe,
Such boastings as the Gentiles use,
Or lesser breeds without the Law —
Lord God of Hosts, be with us yet,
Lest we forget—lest we forget!”

“I've taken my fun where I've found it;
I've rogued an' I've ranged in my time;
I've 'ad my pickin' o' sweet'earts,
An' four o' the lot was prime.
One was an 'arf-caste widow,
One was a woman at Prome,
One was the wife of a jemadar-sais,
An' one is a girl at 'ome.”

“So 'ere's to you, Fuzzy-Wuzzy, at your 'ome in the Soudan;
You're a pore benighted 'eathen but a first-class fightin' man.”

“Back to the Army again, sergeant,
Back to the Army again:
Out o' the cold an' the rain, sergeant,
Out o' the cold an' the rain.”

“For undemocratic reasons and for motives not of State,
They arrive at their conclusions—largely inarticulate.
Being void of self-expression they confide their views to none:
But sometimes in a smoking-room, one learns why things were done.”

“… scandals are only increased by hushing them up.”

“A people always ends by resembling its shadow.”

“Of all the trees that grow so fair,
Old England to adorn,
Greater are none beneath the Sun,
Than Oak, and Ash, and Thorn.”

“For you all love the screw-guns the screw-guns they all love you!
So when we take tea with a few guns, o' course you will know what to do—hoo! hoo!
Jest send in your Chief an' surrender it's worse if you fights or you runs:
You may hide in the caves, they'll be only your graves, but you can't get away from the guns!”

“Now these are the Laws of the jungle, and many and mighty are they;
But the head and the hoof of the Law and the haunch and the hump is—Obey!”

“Four things greater than all things are,—
Women and Horses and Power and War.”

“So I'll meet 'im later on
At the place where 'e is gone—
Where it's always double drill and no canteen.
'E'll be squattin' on the coals
Givin' drink to poor damned souls,
An' I'll get a swig in hell from Gunga Din!
Yes, Din! Din! Din!
You Lazarushian-leather Gunga Din!
Though I've belted you and flayed you,
By the livin' Gawd that made you,
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!”

“When first under fire an' you're wishful to duck,
Don't look nor take 'eed at the man that is struck,
Be thankful you're livin', and trust to your luck
And march to your front like a soldier.
Front, front, front like a soldier…”

“Five and twenty ponies
Trotting through the dark—
Brandy for the Parson,
'Baccy for the Clerk.
Them that asks no questions isn't told a lie—
Watch the wall, my darling, while the gentlemen go by!”

“Never praise a sister to a sister, in the hope of your compliments reaching the proper ears, and so preparing the way for you later on. Sisters are women first, and sisters afterwards; and you will find that you do yourself harm.”

“When 'Omer smote 'is bloomin' lyre,
He'd 'eard men sing by land an' sea;
An' what he thought 'e might require,
'E went an' took—the same as me!”

“It was our fault, and our very great fault—and now we must turn it to use.
We have forty million reasons for failure, but not a single excuse.”

“For the colonel's lady an' Judy O'Grady,
Are sisters under their skins.”

“If your officer's dead and the sergeants look white,
Remember it's ruin to run from a fight:
So take open order, lie down, and sit tight,
And wait for supports like a soldier.
Wait, wait, wait like a soldier…”

“I have written the tale of our life
For a sheltered people's mirth,
In jesting guise—but ye are wise,
And ye know what the jest is worth.”

“The Liner she's a lady, an' she never looks nor 'eeds—
The Man-o'-War's 'er 'usband, an' 'e gives 'er all she needs;
But, oh, the little cargo-boats, that sail the wet seas roun',
They're just the same as you an' me a-plyin' up an' down!”

“E's a sort of a bloomin' cosmopolouse—soldier an' sailor too.”