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Matthew Abram Groening je karikaturista a tvůrce animovaných seriálů Simpsonovi, Futurama a Disenchantment. V současnosti je jejich producentem a scenáristou. Wikipedia  

✵ 15. únor 1954
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Matt Groening citáty a výroky

„Slova jsou tví nepřátelé.“

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Matt Groening: Citáty anglicky

“Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.”

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Zdroj: The Big Book of Hell

“Of course I’ve gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It’s boring and no one listens to you!
— Russ Cargill”

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“Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known… then went crazy as a loon."

Lisa Simpson”

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“Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals… except the weasel.”

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“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.”

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“I’ll keep it short and sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.”

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“I plead alignment to the flakes of the untitled snakes of a merry cow and to the republicrats for which they scam: one nacho, underpants with licorice and jugs of wine for owls.”

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Zdroj: The Big Book of Hell

“I'm presently incarcerated. Convicted of a crime I didn't even commit. Hah! "Attempted murder"? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?”

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“Living creatively is really important to maintain throughout your life. And living creatively doesn't mean only artistic creativity, although that's part of it. It means being yourself, not just complying with the wishes of other people.”

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“Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called "making love". Careful study of popular song lyrics, advertising catch-lines, TV sitcoms, movies, and T-Shirt inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature. Apparently it makes grown-ups insipid and insane. Some graffiti was once observed that said "sex is good."”

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All available evidence, however, points to the contrary.
Bongo in Childhood Is Hell (1988)

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