„Zajímalo by mě, jestli ostatní psi považují pudly za podivnou sektu.“
Originál: (en) I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Rita Rudner: 21 citátů18 lajků
Rita Rudner citáty a výroky
„Miluju spánek. Je to nejlepší z obou světů. Jste živí, a přitom o ničem nevíte.“
Originál: (en) I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.
Rita Rudner: Citáty anglicky
On pregnancy and childbirth
Essay 2, p. 7-8
Naked Beneath My Clothes (1992)
Essay 16: "Flirting with Success", p. 61
Naked Beneath My Clothes (1992)
When Dr. Katz asks whether she and her husband have discussed children
Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist, "Real Estate" [2.02], 29 October 1995
“I had teeth that stuck out so far, I used to eat other kids' candy bars by accident.”
Essay 42: "Fillings Nothing … More Than Fillings", p. 151
Naked Beneath My Clothes (1992)
On childbirth
Essay 2, p. 7
Naked Beneath My Clothes (1992)
“To me, life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.”
On pregnancy
Essay 2: "How Can I Have Morning Sickness When I Don't Get Up 'Til Noon"?, p. 6
Naked Beneath My Clothes (1992)
Zdroj: [Rudner, Rita, Naked Beneath My Clothes, 1992, Viking Penguin, New York, ISBN 0-670-84462-4, 162 pp.]
Essay 7: "Should I Get My Head Analyzed or Just My Hair?", p. 24
Naked Beneath My Clothes (1992)
Essay 4: "Survival of the Fattest", p. 18
Naked Beneath My Clothes (1992)
“I don't even know how this word came into being: "aerobics."”
I guess gym instructors got together and said, "If we're going to charge ten dollars an hour, we can't call it 'jumping up and down'."
Essay 4: "Survival of the Fattest", p. 18
Naked Beneath My Clothes (1992)
