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Jerome Klapka Jerome byl anglický spisovatel a redaktor, známý zejména pro své humoristické povídky a cestopisy . Jeho nejznámějším dílem jsou Tři muži ve člunu a volné pokračování Tři muži na toulkách. Wikipedia  

✵ 2. květen 1859 – 14. červen 1927  •  Další jména Klapka Jerome Jerome, Джэром Клапка Джэром
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Jerome Klapka Jerome nejznámější citáty

„Pijeme na cizí zdraví a ničíme se vlastní.“

Jerome Klapka Jerome

„Pes je velmi neprozřetelný. Nikdy se nestará o to, máte-li pravdu nebo ne, neptá se, jste-li bohat či chud. Jste jeho kamarád… Drží se vás stále, aby vás potěšil, bděl nad vámi, a v krajním případě dal za vás i svůj život. Bláhový pes, bez rozumu a bez duše.“

Jerome Klapka Jerome

„Třeba přiznat, že kočky mají víc světské chytrosti než psi - že mají více na mysli své vlastní zájmy a jsou méně slepě oddány zájmům svých přátel. Nás lidi přirozeně takové sobectví uráží.“

Jerome Klapka Jerome

„Jedno dítě zabere ženě celý život. Pět nebo šest dětí zdaleka nevyžaduje tolik péče jako jedno.“

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Jerome Klapka Jerome: Citáty o ženách

„Rozum v manželském stavu se uplatňuje je s přiměřenou srážkou. Není po něm poptávky, ba ani není ceněn. Naše ženy nás oceňují podle svého měřítka, v němž skvělý intelekt není nijak zvlášť vyznačen.“

Jerome Klapka Jerome

„Ženy nikdy nečtou humoristických časopisů nebo, když je čtou, nevědí, že jsou humoristické, nikdo jim toho nepoví.“

Jerome Klapka Jerome

„Ostýchaví muži a nehezké ženy mají trpý úděl na tomto světě, kde je třeba hroší kůže, chce-li jím člověk projít s jakýmsi pohodlím. Tlustá kůže je věru naším mravním šatem. Bez něhož se nelze objevit v civilizované společnosti. Ubohý, udýchaný a zardívající se tvor s třesoucími se koleny a s nervózníma rukama je pro každého trapnou podívanou a ježto si neumí pomoci, čím dříve jde a pověsí se, tím lépe.“

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Jerome Klapka Jerome: Citáty o pravdě

„Nejlepší politikou je mluvit vždy pravdu, pokud ovšem nejste mimořádně dobrý lhář.“

Jerome Klapka Jerome

„Buďme ješitní, ne však na své kalhoty nebo vlasy, nýbrž na svá srdce, na své ruce, na pravdu, čistotu, ušlechtilost.“

Jerome Klapka Jerome

„Bůh existovat musí. Hodiny prozrazují hodináře. Dokazovalo to hvězdné nebe nade mnou. Někdy – někde, nám bude Pravda vyjevena. Do té doby, co jiného člověk potřebuje v sobě mít než mravní zákon? Ten je jediným skutečným náboženstvím.“

Jerome Klapka Jerome

Zdroj: [Jerome, K. Jerome, 2017, Čas mého života (My Life and Times), Vyšehrad, 256, čeština, 978- 80- 7429-802-8]

Jerome Klapka Jerome citáty a výroky

„Příležitosti jdou kolem, zatímco sedíme a litujeme ztracených možností…“

Jerome Klapka Jerome kniha Tři muži ve člunu

Originál: (en) Opportunities flit by while we sit regretting the chances we have lost…
Zdroj: [Jerome, K. Jerome, 2006, Jerome K. Jerome's 14 Books in 1: Three Men in a Boat, Three Men on the Bummel, Diary of a Pilgrimage, Novel Notes, Paul Kelver, Tommy and Co., They And. . .of an Idle Fellow, Shoes & Ships & Sealing Wax, 624, angličtina]

„Čisté svědomí činí člověka šťastným a spokojeným, ale plný žaludek to dokáže stejně tak dobře, a to levněji a snadněji.“

Jerome Klapka Jerome

„Mluvit jako idiot, když idiot opravdu jste, nepřináší žádné znepokojení. Ale chovat se jako idiot, když člověk má dostatek rozumu na to, aby poznal, že se jako idiot opravdu chová je velmi nepříjemné.“

Jerome Klapka Jerome

„Dobrý oběd probouzí vše, co je v muži něžnějšího. Jeho blahodárným vlivem se stávají ze zamračených bručounů bodří žvanilové.“

Jerome Klapka Jerome

„Mnohým trampotám by se zabránilo, kdyby ti, co táhnou, měli pořád na paměti, že táhnou někoho, a často se ohlíželi, aby viděli, jak se tomu, co se veze, daří.“

Jerome Klapka Jerome

„Láska je jako spalničky, všichni je musíme prodělat. Jako spalničky nás postihne také jen jednou. Netřeba se proto obávat, že nás zachvátí podruhé.“

Jerome Klapka Jerome

„Velká filozofie nepřichází v manželství v úvahu.“

Jerome Klapka Jerome

„Plný žaludek je silnou oporou básnictví, z prázdného žaludku sotvakdy vyklíčí nějaký cit.“

Jerome Klapka Jerome

„Objevení tabáku bylo pro nás zahaleče, pravým požehnáním. Čím zaměstnával státní úředník svou mysl před časy Sira Waltera, to si věru těžko dovedu představit.“

Jerome Klapka Jerome

„Čím horší má člověk vkus, tím tvrdošíjněji se ho drží.“

Jerome Klapka Jerome

„Ješitnost je jedním z těch přírodních rysů, které svědčí o příbuznosti všech lidí.“

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Jerome Klapka Jerome: Citáty anglicky

“1lb beefstak, with
1pt bitter beer
every 6 hours.
1 ten-mile walk every morning.
1 bed at 11 sharp every night.
And don't stuff your head with things you don't understand.”

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Zdroj: Three Men in a Boat

“How dull, how impossible life would be without dreams — waking dreams, I mean — the dreams that we call "castles in the air," built by the kindly hands of Hope! Were it not for the mirage of the oasis, drawing his footsteps ever onward, the weary traveler would lie down in the desert sand and die. It is the mirage of distant success, of happiness that, like the bunch of carrots fastened an inch beyond the donkey's nose, seems always just within our reach, if only we will gallop fast enough, that makes us run so eagerly along the road of Life.”

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Dreams http://www.gutenberg.org/dirs/etext97/jjdrm10.txt

“It is a most extraordinary thing, but I never read a patent medicine advertisement without being impelled to the conclusion that I am suffering from the particular disease therein dealt with in its most virulent form.”

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Zdroj: Three Men in a Boat (1889), Ch. 1.

“Swearing relieves the feelings—that is what swearing does. I explained this to my aunt on one occasion, but it didn't answer with her. She said I had no business to have such feelings.”

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Jerome K. Jerome kniha Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow

"On Cats and Dogs".
Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow (1886)

“We do not hate, nor grieve, nor joy, nor despair in our thirties like we did in our teens. Disappointment does not suggest suicide, and we quaff success without intoxication.”

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Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow (1886)

“And how madly we did worship! And how sweet it was to worship! Ah, lad, cherish love's young dream while it lasts! You will know too soon how truly little Tom Moore sang when he said that there was nothing half so sweet in life. Even when it brings misery it is a wild, romantic misery, all unlike the dull, worldly pain of after-sorrows. When you have lost her—when the light is gone out from your life and the world stretches before you a long, dark horror, even then a half-enchantment mingles with your despair.”

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Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow (1886)

“We drink one another's health and spoil our own.”

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"On Eating and Drinking".
Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow (1886)

“You can lock the door upon them, but they burst open their shaky lattices and call out over the house-tops so that men cannot but hear. You hounded wild Rousseau into the meanest garret of the Rue St. Jacques and jeered at his angry shrieks. But the thin, piping tones swelled a hundred years later into the sullen roar of the French Revolution, and civilization to this day is quivering to the reverberations of his voice.”

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Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow (1886)

“Let your boat of life be light, packed with only what you need - a homely home and simple pleasures, one or two friends, worth the name, someone to love and someone to love you, a cat, a dog, and a pipe or two, enough to eat and enough to wear, and a little more than enough to drink; for thirst is a dangerous thing.”

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Zdroj: Three Men in a Boat (1889), Ch. 3.

“There are various ways of flattering, and, of course, you must adapt your style to your subject. Some people like it laid on with a trowel, and this requires very little art. With sensible persons, however, it needs to be done very delicately, and more by suggestion than actual words. A good many like it wrapped up in the form of an insult, as—"Oh, you are a perfect fool, you are. You would give your last sixpence to the first hungry-looking beggar you met;" while others will swallow it only when administered through the medium of a third person, so that if C wishes to get at an A of this sort, he must confide to A's particular friend B that he thinks A a splendid fellow, and beg him, B, not to mention it, especially to A. Be careful that B is a reliable man, though, otherwise he won't.”

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Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow (1886)

“It seems so sad to see the little dirt-grimed brats try to play in the noisy courts and muddy streets. Poor little uncared-for, unwanted human atoms, they are not children. Children are bright-eyed, chubby, and shy. These are dingy, screeching elves, their tiny faces seared and withered, their baby laughter cracked and hoarse.”

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“A poor gasping, blushing creature, with trembling knees and twitching hands, is a painful sight to every one, and if it cannot cure itself, the sooner it goes and hangs itself the better.”

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Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow (1886)

“The human mind can no more produce an original thought than a tree can bear an original fruit. As well might one cry for an original note in music as expect an original idea from a human brain.
One wishes our friends, the critics, would grasp this simple truth, and leave off clamoring for the impossible, and being shocked because they do not get it.”

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Dreams http://www.gutenberg.org/dirs/etext97/jjdrm10.txt

“We are so bound together that no man can labor for himself alone. Each blow he strikes in his own behalf helps to mold the Universe.”

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"On Getting on in the World".
Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow (1886)

“Sunlight is the life-blood of Nature.”

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Zdroj: Three Men in a Boat (1889), Ch. 19.

“There are various methods by which you may achieve ignominy and shame. By murdering a large and respected family in cold blood and afterward depositing their bodies in the water companies' reservoir, you will gain much unpopularity in the neighborhood of your crime, and even robbing a church will get you cordially disliked, especially by the vicar. But if you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human creature can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby "it."”

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"On Babies".
Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow (1886)

“No, what was sad in his case was that he, who didn’t care for carved oak, should have his drawing-room panelled with it, while people who do care for it have to pay enormous prices to get it. It seems to be the rule of this world. Each person has what he doesn’t want, and other people have what he does want.”

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Zdroj: Three Men in a Boat (1889), Ch. 6.

“in the unliterary grammar of life, where the future tense stands first, and the past is formed, not from the indefinite, but from the present indicative, "to have been" is "to be."”

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On The Art of Making Up One&#x27;s Mind <br class="br"> The Second Thoughts of an Idle Fellow http://www.gutenberg.org/files/1915/1915-h/1915-h.htm (1898)

“Our trouble is sore indeed when you turn away and will not comfort us. How long the dawn seems coming when we cannot sleep! Oh! those hideous nights when we toss and turn in fever and pain, when we lie, like living men among the dead, staring out into the dark hours that drift so slowly between us and the light. And oh! those still more hideous nights when we sit by another in pain, when the low fire startles us every now and then with a falling cinder, and the tick of the clock seems a hammer beating out the life that we are watching.”

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Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow (1886)

“If all the wisdom of the world and all its art—all the spoils that it has won from nature, all the fire that it has snatched from heaven—were gathered together and divided into heaps, and we could point and say, for instance, these mighty truths were flashed forth in the brilliant salon amid the ripple of light laughter and the sparkle of bright eyes; and this deep knowledge was dug up in the quiet study, where the bust of Pallas looks serenely down on the leather-scented shelves; and this heap belongs to the crowded street; and that to the daisied field—the heap that would tower up high above the rest as a mountain above hills would be the one at which we should look up and say: this noblest pile of all—these glorious paintings and this wondrous music, these trumpet words, these solemn thoughts, these daring deeds, they were forged and fashioned amid misery and pain in the sordid squalor of the city garret. There, from their eyries, while the world heaved and throbbed below, the kings of men sent forth their eagle thoughts to wing their flight through the ages. There, where the sunlight streaming through the broken panes fell on rotting boards and crumbling walls; there, from their lofty thrones, those rag-clothed Joves have hurled their thunderbolts and shaken, before now, the earth to its foundations.”

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Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow (1886)

“I dreamed once that I was going to be hanged; but I was not at all surprised about it. Nobody was. My relations came to see me off, I thought, and to wish me "Good-by!" They all came, and were all very pleasant; but they were not in the least astonished—not one of them. Everybody appeared to regard the coming tragedy as one of the most-naturally-to-be-expected things in the world.”

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Dreams http://www.gutenberg.org/dirs/etext97/jjdrm10.txt

“The most extraordinary dream I ever had was one in which I fancied that, as I was going into a theater, the cloak-room attendant stopped me in the lobby and insisted on my leaving my legs behind me.”

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Dreams http://www.gutenberg.org/dirs/etext97/jjdrm10.txt

“Yet there is no gainsaying but that it must have been somewhat sweeter in that dewy morning of creation, when it was young and fresh, when the feet of the tramping millions had not trodden its grass to dust, nor the din of the myriad cities chased the silence forever away. Life must have been noble and solemn to those free-footed, loose-robed fathers of the human race, walking hand in hand with God under the great sky. They lived in sunkissed tents amid the lowing herds. They took their simple wants from the loving hand of Nature. They toiled and talked and thought; and the great earth rolled around in stillness, not yet laden with trouble and wrong. Those days are past now. The quiet childhood of Humanity, spent in the far-off forest glades and by the murmuring rivers, is gone forever; and human life is deepening down to manhood amid tumult, doubt, and hope. Its age of restful peace is past. It has its work to finish and must hasten on. What that work may be—what this world's share is in the great design—we know not, though our unconscious hands are helping to accomplish it. Like the tiny coral insect working deep under the dark waters, we strive and struggle each for our own little ends, nor dream of the vast fabric we are building up for God.”

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Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow (1886)

“Ambitious people are the leaven which raises it into wholesome bread. Without ambitious people the world would never get up. They are busybodies who are about early in the morning, hammering, shouting, and rattling the fire-irons, and rendering it generally impossible for the rest of the house to remain in bed.”

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Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow (1886)

“The point where he does resemble his ideal is in his faithfulness. I am fully prepared to allow the shy young man that virtue: he is constant in his love. But the reason is not far to seek. The fact is it exhausts all his stock of courage to look one woman in the face, and it would be simply impossible for him to go through the ordeal with a second. He stands in far too much dread of the whole female sex to want to go gadding about with many of them. One is quite enough for him.”

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Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow (1886)

“It is easy enough to say that poverty is no crime. No; if it were men wouldn't be ashamed of it. It is a blunder, though, and is punished as such. A poor man is despised the whole world over.”

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"On Being Hard Up".
Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow (1886)

“When a twelfth-century youth fell in love he did not take three paces backward, gaze into her eyes, and tell her she was too beautiful to live. He said he would step outside and see about it. And if, when he got out, he met a man and broke his head—the other man's head, I mean—then that proved that his—the first fellow's—girl was a pretty girl. But if the other fellow broke his head—not his own, you know, but the other fellow's—the other fellow to the second fellow, that is, because of course the other fellow would only be the other fellow to him, not the first fellow who—well, if he broke his head, then his girl—not the other fellow's, but the fellow who was the—Look here, if A broke B's head, then A's girl was a pretty girl; but if B broke A's head, then A's girl wasn't a pretty girl, but B's girl was. That was their method of conducting art criticism.”

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Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow (1886)

“We take all things in a minor key as we grow older. There are few majestic passages in the later acts of life's opera. Ambition takes a less ambitious aim. Honor becomes more reasonable and conveniently adapts itself to circumstances. And love—love dies. "Irreverence for the dreams of youth" soon creeps like a killing frost upon our hearts. The tender shoots and the expanding flowers are nipped and withered, and of a vine that yearned to stretch its tendrils round the world there is left but a sapless stump”

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Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow (1886)

“It is not the actual discomforts themselves that are hard to bear. Who would mind roughing it a bit if that were all it meant? What cared Robinson Crusoe for a patch on his trousers? Did he wear trousers? I forget; or did he go about as he does in the pantomimes? What did it matter to him if his toes did stick out of his boots? and what if his umbrella was a cotton one, so long as it kept the rain off? His shabbiness did not trouble him; there was none of his friends round about to sneer him. Being poor is a mere trifle. It is being known to be poor that is the sting.”

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Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow (1886)

“I am afraid, dear Edwin and Angelina, you expect too much from love. You think there is enough of your little hearts to feed this fierce, devouring passion for all your long lives. Ah, young folk! don't rely too much upon that unsteady flicker. It will dwindle and dwindle as the months roll on, and there is no replenishing the fuel. You will watch it die out in anger and disappointment. To each it will seem that it is the other who is growing colder. Edwin sees with bitterness that Angelina no longer runs to the gate to meet him, all smiles and blushes; and when he has a cough now she doesn't begin to cry and, putting her arms round his neck, say that she cannot live without him. The most she will probably do is to suggest a lozenge, and even that in a tone implying that it is the noise more than anything else she is anxious to get rid of.”

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