Pelham Grenville Wodehouse citáty strana 5

„Zdálo se, že mě volá hlas Lásky, ale byl to jen omyl.“

„Zrzavé vlasy, pane, jsou podle mého názoru nebezpečné.“

„Není jistějšího základu pro krásné přátelství než shodný vkus v literatuře.“

„A má dost mozků na dva, což je přesné množství, které bude dívka, která se vdá, potřebovat.“

„Je dobrým pravidlem v životě se nikdy neospravedlňovat. Ti správní lidé od vás nebudou chtít omluvu a ti nesprávní ho podlo využijí.“

„Měl výraz člověka, který vypil pohár života a na jeho dně našel mrtvého brouka.“

Pelham Grenville Wodehouse: Citáty o životě

„Důležitá věc v životě, jestliže chcete být šťastni a zdárně prospívat, je zmeškat tolik politických debat, kolik můžete.“

„Manželství neprodlužuje lásce život, pouze mumifikuje její mrtvolu.“

„Věnuji tuto knihu své drahé ženě a své milé dceři, bez jejichž neúnavné pomoci a ochotných rad bych ji byl napsal dvakrát dříve.“

Pelham Grenville Wodehouse: Citáty o ženách

„Mračí-li se civilizovaný člověk na ženu, je to náhražkou za to, že ji nebije.“

„Jakmile se žena dostane do úzkých, jejím prvním činem je svalit vinu na nejbližšího mužského.“

„Zaručený způsob, jak žena dosáhne toho, aby se dotírající muž držel zpátky, je provdat se za něho.“

„Soudci jako třída prokazují při stanovení alimentů onu lehkomyslnou štědrost, s níž se setkáváme jen u lidí, kteří rozdávají cizí peníze.“

Pelham Grenville Wodehouse citáty a výroky

„Vždy v okamžiku, kdy začínáme mít dojem, že nám všechno vychází, objeví se nám za zády osud s kusem olověné trubky v ruce…“

„Žádná bolest se nevyrovná bolesti muže, který touží po rychlém doušku lihoviny a nemůže jej dostat.“

„Komorník je slavností procesí o jedné osobě.“

Zdroj: P. G. Wodehouse: Až naprší a uschne, Vyšehrad 1982, str. 78

„Jen tak sedím u psacího stroje a trochu nadávám.“

„Když si dívka myslí, že ji milujete, a říká, že si vás vezme, nemůžete dobře prohlásit, že byste se radši viděl mrtvý ve škarpě.“

v roce 1956

“Every author really wants to have letters printed in the paper. Unable to make the grade, he drops down a rung of the ladder and writes novels.”

Zdroj: P. G. Wodehouse: Vřelé díky, Jeevesi, Práce 1986, str. 6

Pelham Grenville Wodehouse: Citáty anglicky

“Well, there it is. That's Jeeves. Where others merely smite the brow and clutch the hair, he acts. Napoleon was the same.”

“He was one of those earnest, persevering dancers--the kind that have taken twelve correspondence lessons.”

“As a dancer, I out-Fred the nimblest Astaire.”

Zdroj: The Man With Two Left Feet and Other Stories

“She's a sort of human vampire-bat”

“It was a nasty look. It made me feel as if I were something the dog had brought in and intended to bury later on, when he had time.”

“Some time ago," he said, "--how long it seems! -- I remember saying to a young friend of mine of the name of Spiller, 'Comrade Spiller, never confuse the unusual with the impossible.' It is my guiding rule in life.”

P.G. Wodehouse kniha My Man Jeeves

Zdroj: My Man Jeeves

“In your walks about London you will sometimes see bent, haggard figures that look as if they had recently been caught in some powerful machinery. They are those fellows who got mixed up with Catsmeat when he was meaning well.”

“A man who has spent most of his adult life trying out a series of patent medicines is always an optimist.”

P.G. Wodehouse kniha The Mating Season

Zdroj: The Mating Season

“One of the drawbacks to life is that it contains moments when one is compelled to tell the truth”

Zdroj: The Most of P.G. Wodehouse

“Sober or blotto, this is your motto: keep muddling through.”

“Another of these strong silent men. The world is full of us.”

P.G. Wodehouse kniha A Damsel in Distress

Zdroj: A Damsel in Distress

“Don't blame me, Pongo,' said Lord Ickenham, 'if Lady Constance takes her lorgnette to you. God bless my soul, though, you can't compare the lorgnettes of to-day with the ones I used to know as a boy. I remember walking one day in Grosvenor Square with my aunt Brenda and her pug dog Jabberwocky, and a policeman came up and said the latter ought to be wearing a muzzle. My aunt made no verbal reply. She merely whipped her lorgnette from its holster and looked at the man, who gave one choking gasp and fell back against the railings, without a mark on him but with an awful look of horror in his staring eyes, as if he had seen some dreadful sight. A doctor was sent for, and they managed to bring him round, but he was never the same again. He had to leave the Force, and eventually drifted into the grocery business. And that is how Sir Thomas Lipton got his start.”

“Bradbury Fisher shuddered from head to foot, and his legs wobbled like asparagus stalks.”

P.G. Wodehouse kniha Uncle Fred in the Springtime

Uncle Fred in the Springtime (1939)

“Ice formed on the butler's upper slopes.”

The Heart of a Goof (1926)

“When I was a child, I used to think that rabbits were gnomes, and that if I held my breath and stayed quite still, I should see the fairy queen.". Indicating with a reserved gesture that this was just the sort of loony thing I should have expected her to think as a child, I returned to the point.”

P.G. Wodehouse kniha Pigs Have Wings

Pigs Have Wings (1952)

“It was a harsh, rasping voice, in its timbre not unlike a sawmill.”

P.G. Wodehouse kniha Right Ho, Jeeves

Right Ho, Jeeves (1934)

“…his head emerged cautiously, like that of a snail taking a look around after a thunderstorm.”

P.G. Wodehouse kniha Laughing Gas

Laughing Gas (1936)

“Blizzard was of the fine old school of butlers. His appearance suggested that for fifteen years he had not let a day pass without its pint of port. He radiated port and pop-eyed dignity. He had splay feet and three chins, and when he walked his curving waistcoat preceded him like the advance guard of some royal procession.”

P.G. Wodehouse kniha The Code of the Woosters

The Code of the Woosters (1938)

“The modern young man,' said Aunt Dahlia, 'is a congenital idiot and wants a nurse to lead him by the hand and some strong attendant to kick him regularly at intervals of a quarter of an hour.”

The Heart of a Goof (1926)

“Prismatic is the only word for those frightful tweeds and, oddly enough, the spectacle of them had the effect of steadying my nerves. They gave me the feeling that nothing mattered.”

P.G. Wodehouse kniha Very Good, Jeeves

Very Good, Jeeves (1930)

“She snorted with a sudden violence which twenty-four hours earlier would have unmanned me completely. Even in my present tolerably robust condition, it affected me like one of those gas explosions which slay six.”

P.G. Wodehouse kniha The Code of the Woosters

The Code of the Woosters (1938)

“Whenever there is a job to be taken on of a kind calculated to make Humanity shudder, the cry goes up, ‘Let Wooster do it.”

P.G. Wodehouse kniha The Code of the Woosters

The Code of the Woosters (1938)

“I agreed the situation was sticky. Indeed, offhand it was difficult to see how it could have been more glutinous.”

P.G. Wodehouse kniha Jeeves in the Offing

Jeeves in the Offing (1960)

“However devoutly a girl may worship the man of her choice, there always comes a time when she feels an irresistible urge to haul off and let him have it in the neck.”

P.G. Wodehouse kniha Jeeves and the Feudal Spirit

Jeeves and the Feudal Spirit (1954)

“Jeeves," I said, and I am free to admit that in my emotion I bleated like a lamb drawing itself to the attention of the parent sheep, "what the dickens is all this?”

P.G. Wodehouse kniha Joy in the Morning

Joy in the Morning (1947)

“Love has had a lot of press-agenting from the oldest times; but there are higher, nobler things than love.”

P.G. Wodehouse kniha Right Ho, Jeeves

Right Ho, Jeeves (1934)

“The light from the big window fell right on the picture. I took a good look at it. Then I shifted a bit nearer and took another look. Then I went back to where I had been at first, because it hadn't seemed quite so bad from there.
"Well?" said Corky, anxiously.
I hesitated a bit.
"Of course, old man, I only saw the kid once, and then only for a moment, but -- but it *was* an ugly sort of kid wasn't it, if I remember rightly?"
"As ugly as that?"
I looked again, and honesty compelled me to be frank.
"I don't see how it could have been, old chap."”

The Clicking Of Cuthbert (1922)

“He wore the unmistakable look of a man about to be present at a row between women, and only a wet cat in a strange backyard bears itself with less jauntiness than a man faced by such a prospect.”

P.G. Wodehouse kniha Carry On, Jeeves

Carry On, Jeeves (1925)

“We exchanged a meaning glance. Or, rather, two meaning glances, I giving him one and he giving me the other.”

P.G. Wodehouse kniha Piccadilly Jim

Piccadilly Jim (1918)