Pelham Grenville Wodehouse citáty (321 citátů, strana 7)

Pelham Grenville Wodehouse: 321 citátů330 lajků

Pelham Grenville Wodehouse nejznámější citáty

„Byl dost inteligentní na to, aby otevřel ústa, když chtěl jíst, ale rozhodně ne víc.“

Pelham Grenville Wodehouse

„Zdálo se, že mě volá hlas Lásky, ale byl to jen omyl.“

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„Zrzavé vlasy, pane, jsou podle mého názoru nebezpečné.“

Pelham Grenville Wodehouse

„Není jistějšího základu pro krásné přátelství než shodný vkus v literatuře.“

Pelham Grenville Wodehouse

„A má dost mozků na dva, což je přesné množství, které bude dívka, která se vdá, potřebovat.“

Pelham Grenville Wodehouse

„Je dobrým pravidlem v životě se nikdy neospravedlňovat. Ti správní lidé od vás nebudou chtít omluvu a ti nesprávní ho podlo využijí.“

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Pelham Grenville Wodehouse: Citáty o životě

„Měl výraz člověka, který vypil pohár života a na jeho dně našel mrtvého brouka.“

Pelham Grenville Wodehouse

„Důležitá věc v životě, jestliže chcete být šťastni a zdárně prospívat, je zmeškat tolik politických debat, kolik můžete.“

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„Manželství neprodlužuje lásce život, pouze mumifikuje její mrtvolu.“

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Pelham Grenville Wodehouse: Citáty o ženách

„Věnuji tuto knihu své drahé ženě a své milé dceři, bez jejichž neúnavné pomoci a ochotných rad bych ji byl napsal dvakrát dříve.“

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„Mračí-li se civilizovaný člověk na ženu, je to náhražkou za to, že ji nebije.“

Pelham Grenville Wodehouse

„Jakmile se žena dostane do úzkých, jejím prvním činem je svalit vinu na nejbližšího mužského.“

Pelham Grenville Wodehouse

„Zaručený způsob, jak žena dosáhne toho, aby se dotírající muž držel zpátky, je provdat se za něho.“

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Pelham Grenville Wodehouse citáty a výroky

„Soudci jako třída prokazují při stanovení alimentů onu lehkomyslnou štědrost, s níž se setkáváme jen u lidí, kteří rozdávají cizí peníze.“

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„Vždy v okamžiku, kdy začínáme mít dojem, že nám všechno vychází, objeví se nám za zády osud s kusem olověné trubky v ruce…“

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„Žádná bolest se nevyrovná bolesti muže, který touží po rychlém doušku lihoviny a nemůže jej dostat.“

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Zdroj: P. G. Wodehouse: Až naprší a uschne, Vyšehrad 1982, str. 78

„Komorník je slavností procesí o jedné osobě.“

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„Jen tak sedím u psacího stroje a trochu nadávám.“

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v roce 1956

„Když si dívka myslí, že ji milujete, a říká, že si vás vezme, nemůžete dobře prohlásit, že byste se radši viděl mrtvý ve škarpě.“

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Zdroj: P. G. Wodehouse: Vřelé díky, Jeevesi, Práce 1986, str. 6

Pelham Grenville Wodehouse: Citáty anglicky

“Never put anything on paper, my boy, and never trust a man with a small black moustache.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha Cocktail Time

Cocktail Time (1958)

“I remember when I was a kid at school having to learn a poem of sorts about a fellow named Pig-something--a sculptor he would have been, no doubt--who made a statue of a girl, and what should happen one morning but that the bally thing suddenly came to life. A pretty nasty shock for the chap, of course.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha Right Ho, Jeeves

Right Ho, Jeeves (1934)

“As is so often the case with butlers, there was a good deal of Beach. Julius Caesar, who liked to have men about him who were fat, would have taken to him at once. He was a man who had made two chins grow where only one had been before, and his waistcoat swelled like the sail of a racing yacht.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha Galahad at Blandings

Galahad at Blandings (1965)

“I suppose this was really the moment for embarking upon an impassioned defence of Boko, stressing his admirable qualities. Not being able to think of any, however, I remained silent.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha Joy in the Morning

Joy in the Morning (1947)

“Aunt Agatha is like an elephant—not so much to look at, for in appearance she resembles more a well-bred vulture, but because she never forgets.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha Joy in the Morning

Joy in the Morning (1947)

“He resembled a minor prophet who had been hit behind the ear with a stuffed eel-skin.”

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P.G. Wodehouse

Ukridge (1924)

“I don’t suppose she would recognize a deep, beautiful thought if you handed it to her on a skewer with tartare sauce.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha The Code of the Woosters

The Code of the Woosters (1938)

“He then gave a hideous laugh and added that, if anybody was interested in his plans, he was going to join the Foreign Legion, that cohort of the damned in which broken men may toil and die and dying, forget. ‘Beau Widgeon?’ said the Egg, impressed. ‘What ho!”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha Young Men in Spats

Young Men in Spats (1936)

“The fellow with a face rather like a walnut.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha Right Ho, Jeeves

Right Ho, Jeeves (1934)

“Though never for an instant faltering in my opinion that Augustus Fink-Nottle was Nature's final word in cloth-headed guffins, I liked the man, wished him well.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha Right Ho, Jeeves

Right Ho, Jeeves (1934)

“When news had reached me through well-informed channels that my Aunt Agatha for many years a widow, or derelict, as I believed it is called, was about to take another pop at matrimony, my first emotion, as was natural in the circumstances, had been a gentle pity for the unfortunate goop slated to step up the aisle with her - she, as you are aware, being my tough aunt, the one who eats broken bottles and conducts human sacrifices by the light of the full moon.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha Joy in the Morning

Joy in the Morning (1947)

“There is enough sadness in life without having fellows like Gussie Fink-Nottle going about in sea boots.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha Right Ho, Jeeves

Right Ho, Jeeves (1934)

“So was victory turned into defeat, and Billy's jaw became squarer and his eye more full of the light of battle than ever.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha Psmith, Journalist

Psmith, Journalist (1915)

“I wouldn't have said off-hand that I had a subconscious mind, but I suppose I must without knowing it, and no doubt it was there, sweating away diligently at the old stand, all the while the corporeal Wooster was getting his eight hours.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha Right Ho, Jeeves

Right Ho, Jeeves (1934)

“There are girls, few perhaps but to be found if one searches carefully, who when their advice is ignored and disaster ensues, do not say "I told you so."”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha Pearls, Girls and Monty Bodkin

Mavis was not of their number.
Pearls, Girls and Monty Bodkin (1972)

“This done, he felt a little—not much, but a little—better. Before, he would have gladly murdered Beach and James and danced on their graves. Now, he would have been satisfied with straight murder.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha Summer Lightning

Summer Lightning (1929)

“Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young and have done with, for when it comes in middle life it is apt to be serious.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha The Adventures of Sally

The Adventures of Sally (1922)

“I charged into something which might have been a tree, but was not--being, in point of fact, Jeeves.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha Right Ho, Jeeves

Right Ho, Jeeves (1934)

“I turned to Aunt Agatha, whose demeanour was now rather like that of one who, picking daisies on the railway, has just caught the down express in the small of the back.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha The Inimitable Jeeves

The Inimitable Jeeves (1923)

“I shuddered from stem to stern, as stout barks do when buffeted by the waves.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha Laughing Gas

Laughing Gas (1936)

“I started back to the house, and in the drive I met Jeeves. He was at the wheel of Stiffy's car. Beside him, looking like a Scotch elder rebuking sin, was the dog Bartholomew.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha Stiff Upper Lip, Jeeves

Stiff Upper Lip, Jeeves (1963)

“The stationmaster’s whiskers are of a Victorian bushiness and give the impression of having been grown under glass.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha Uncle Dynamite

Uncle Dynamite (1948)

“It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary column. He thought the lion was dead, and the lion thought it wasn't.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha Ring for Jeeves

Ring for Jeeves (1953)

“Whenever I meet Ukridge’s Aunt Julia I have the same curious illusion of having just committed some particularly unsavoury crime and—what is more—of having done it with swollen hands, enlarged feet, and trousers bagging at the knee on a morning when I had omitted to shave.”

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P.G. Wodehouse

Ukridge (1924)

“Besides, isn't there something in the book of rules about a man may not marry his cousin? Or am I thinking of grandmothers?”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha Right Ho, Jeeves

Right Ho, Jeeves (1934)

“Do you know,’ said a thoughtful Bean, ‘I’ll bet that if all the girls Freddie Widgeon has loved were placed end to end—not that I suppose one could do it—they would reach half-way down Piccadilly.’
‘Further than that,’ said the Egg. ‘Some of them were pretty tall.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha Young Men in Spats

Young Men in Spats (1936)

“A man, to use an old-fashioned phrase, of some twenty-eight summers, he gave the impression at the moment of having experienced at least that number of very hard winters.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha A Pelican at Blandings

A Pelican at Blandings (1969)

“You know your Shelley, Bertie!’
‘Oh, am I?”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha The Code of the Woosters

The Code of the Woosters (1938)

“Oh, Bertie, if I ever called you a brainless poop who ought to be given a scholarship at some lunatic asylum, I take back the words.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha Jeeves and the Feudal Spirit

Jeeves and the Feudal Spirit (1954)

“She cried in a voice that hit me between the eyebrows and went out at the back of my head.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha Right Ho, Jeeves

Right Ho, Jeeves (1934)

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