Pelham Grenville Wodehouse citáty (321 citátů, strana 9)

Pelham Grenville Wodehouse: 321 citátů330 lajků

Pelham Grenville Wodehouse nejznámější citáty

„Byl dost inteligentní na to, aby otevřel ústa, když chtěl jíst, ale rozhodně ne víc.“

Pelham Grenville Wodehouse

„Zdálo se, že mě volá hlas Lásky, ale byl to jen omyl.“

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„Zrzavé vlasy, pane, jsou podle mého názoru nebezpečné.“

Pelham Grenville Wodehouse

„Není jistějšího základu pro krásné přátelství než shodný vkus v literatuře.“

Pelham Grenville Wodehouse

„A má dost mozků na dva, což je přesné množství, které bude dívka, která se vdá, potřebovat.“

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„Je dobrým pravidlem v životě se nikdy neospravedlňovat. Ti správní lidé od vás nebudou chtít omluvu a ti nesprávní ho podlo využijí.“

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Pelham Grenville Wodehouse: Citáty o životě

„Měl výraz člověka, který vypil pohár života a na jeho dně našel mrtvého brouka.“

Pelham Grenville Wodehouse

„Důležitá věc v životě, jestliže chcete být šťastni a zdárně prospívat, je zmeškat tolik politických debat, kolik můžete.“

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„Manželství neprodlužuje lásce život, pouze mumifikuje její mrtvolu.“

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Pelham Grenville Wodehouse: Citáty o ženách

„Věnuji tuto knihu své drahé ženě a své milé dceři, bez jejichž neúnavné pomoci a ochotných rad bych ji byl napsal dvakrát dříve.“

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„Mračí-li se civilizovaný člověk na ženu, je to náhražkou za to, že ji nebije.“

Pelham Grenville Wodehouse

„Jakmile se žena dostane do úzkých, jejím prvním činem je svalit vinu na nejbližšího mužského.“

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„Zaručený způsob, jak žena dosáhne toho, aby se dotírající muž držel zpátky, je provdat se za něho.“

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Pelham Grenville Wodehouse citáty a výroky

„Soudci jako třída prokazují při stanovení alimentů onu lehkomyslnou štědrost, s níž se setkáváme jen u lidí, kteří rozdávají cizí peníze.“

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„Vždy v okamžiku, kdy začínáme mít dojem, že nám všechno vychází, objeví se nám za zády osud s kusem olověné trubky v ruce…“

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„Žádná bolest se nevyrovná bolesti muže, který touží po rychlém doušku lihoviny a nemůže jej dostat.“

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Zdroj: P. G. Wodehouse: Až naprší a uschne, Vyšehrad 1982, str. 78

„Komorník je slavností procesí o jedné osobě.“

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„Jen tak sedím u psacího stroje a trochu nadávám.“

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v roce 1956

„Když si dívka myslí, že ji milujete, a říká, že si vás vezme, nemůžete dobře prohlásit, že byste se radši viděl mrtvý ve škarpě.“

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Zdroj: P. G. Wodehouse: Vřelé díky, Jeevesi, Práce 1986, str. 6

Pelham Grenville Wodehouse: Citáty anglicky

“His whole aspect was that of a man who has unexpectedly been struck by lightning.”

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P.G. Wodehouse

Eggs, Beans and Crumpets (1940)

“The cosy glow which had been enveloping the Duke became shot through by a sudden chill. It was as if he had been luxuriating in a warm shower-bath, and some hidden hand had turned on the cold tap.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha Uncle Fred in the Springtime

Uncle Fred in the Springtime (1939)

“I don’t say I’ve got much of a soul, but, such as it is, I’m perfectly satisfied with the little chap. I don’t want people fooling about with it. ‘Leave it alone,’ I say. ‘Don’t touch it. I like it the way it is.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha Joy in the Morning

Joy in the Morning (1947)

“Attila the Hun might have broken off his engagement to her, but nobody except Attila the Hun, and he only on one of his best mornings.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha A Few Quick Ones

A Few Quick Ones (1959)

“I once got engaged to his daughter Honoria, a ghastly dynamic exhibit who read Nietzsche and had a laugh like waves breaking on a stern and rockbound coast.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha The Inimitable Jeeves

The Inimitable Jeeves (1923)

“Breakfast had been prepared by the kitchen maid, an indifferent performer who had used the scorched earth policy on the bacon again.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha Spring Fever

Spring Fever (1948)

“Oofy, thinking of the tenner he had given Freddie, writhed like an electric fan.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha A Few Quick Ones

A Few Quick Ones (1959)

“It began to be borne in upon Lord Ickenham that in planning to appeal to the Duke’s better feelings he had omitted to take into his calculations the fact that he might not have any.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha Uncle Fred in the Springtime

Uncle Fred in the Springtime (1939)

“Dark hair fell in a sweep over his forehead. He looked like a man who would write vers libre, as indeed he did.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha The Girl on the Boat

The Girl on the Boat (1922)

“Henry glanced hastily at the mirror. Yes, he did look rather old. He must have overdone some of the lines on his forehead. He looked something between a youngish centenarian and a nonagenarian who had seen a good deal of trouble.”

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P.G. Wodehouse

The Man with Two Left Feet (1917)

“The village of Market Blandings is one of those sleepy hamlets which modern progress has failed to touch… The church is Norman, and the intelligence of the majority of the natives palaeozoic.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha Something Fresh

Something Fresh (1915)

“She loves this newt-nuzzling blister.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha Right Ho, Jeeves

Right Ho, Jeeves (1934)

“[of a character in "The Man Who Gave Up Smoking" who is suffering from a hangover] … the noise of the cat stamping about in the passage outside caused him exquisite discomfort.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha Mr Mulliner Speaking

Mr Mulliner Speaking (1929)

“I can't stand Paris. I hate the place. Full of people talking French, which is a thing I bar. It always seems to me so affected.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha Big Money

Big Money (1931)

“His eyes were rolling in their sockets, and his face had taken on the colour and expression of a devout tomato. I could see he loved like a thousand bricks.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha Joy in the Morning

Joy in the Morning (1947)

“I want to know what the devil you mean by keeping coming into my private apartment, taking up space which I require for other purposes and interrupting me when I am chatting with my personal friends. Really one gets about as much privacy in this house as a strip-tease dancer.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha The Code of the Woosters

The Code of the Woosters (1938)

“She laughed - a solo effort. Nothing in the prevailing circumstances made me feel like turning it into a duet.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha Joy in the Morning

Joy in the Morning (1947)

“He trusted neither of them as far as he could spit, and he was a poor spitter, lacking both distance and control.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha The Adventures of Sally

The Adventures of Sally (1922)

“Stinko, is he?’
'Not perhaps stinko, but certainly effervescent.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha Stiff Upper Lip, Jeeves

Stiff Upper Lip, Jeeves (1963)

“My Aunt Agatha, the curse of the Home Counties and a menace to one and all.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha Right Ho, Jeeves

Right Ho, Jeeves (1934)

“"Oh, look," she said. She was a confirmed Oh-looker. I had noticed this at Cannes, where she had drawn my attention in this manner on various occasions to such diverse objects as a French actress, a Provençal filling station, the sunset over the Estorels, Michael Arlen, a man selling coloured spectacles, the deep velvet blue of the Mediterranean, and the late mayor of New York in a striped one-piece bathing suit.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha Right Ho, Jeeves

Right Ho, Jeeves (1934)

“I hadn't heard the door open, but the man was on the spot once more. My private belief, as I think I have mentioned before, is that Jeeves doesn't have to open doors. He's like one of those birds in India who bung their astral bodies about--the chaps, I mean, who having gone into thin air in Bombay, reassemble the parts and appear two minutes later in Calcutta. Only some such theory will account for the fact that he's not there one moment and is there the next. He just seems to float from Spot A to Spot B like some form of gas.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha Right Ho, Jeeves

Right Ho, Jeeves (1934)

“I goggled. Her words did not appear to make sense. They seemed the mere aimless vapouring of an aunt who has been sitting out in the sun without a hat.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha Right Ho, Jeeves

Right Ho, Jeeves (1934)

“Work, the what's-its-name of the thingummy and the thing-um-a-bob of the what d'you-call-it.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha Psmith, Journalist

Psmith, Journalist (1915)

“Nannie Bruce, a tall, gangling light-heavyweight with a suggestion in her appearance of a private in the Grenadiers dressed up to play the title role in Charley’s Aunt, was one of those doggedly faithful retainers who adhere to almost all old families like barnacles to the hulls of ships…She was as much a fixture as the stone lions or the funny smell in the attic.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha Cocktail Time

Cocktail Time (1958)

“Even at normal times Aunt Dahlia's map tended a little towards the crushed strawberry. But never had I seen it take on so pronounced a richness as now. She looked like a tomato struggling for self-expression.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha Right Ho, Jeeves

Right Ho, Jeeves (1934)

“On the cue 'five aunts' I had given at the knees a trifle, for the thought of being confronted with such a solid gaggle of aunts, even if those of another, was an unnerving one. Reminding myself that in this life it is not aunts that matter, but the courage that one brings to them, I pulled myself together.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha The Mating Season

The Mating Season (1949)

“The Duke’s moustache was rising and falling like seaweed on an ebb-tide.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha Uncle Fred in the Springtime

Uncle Fred in the Springtime (1939)

“For an author Jerry Vail was rather nice-looking, most authors, as is widely known, resembling in appearance the more degraded types of fish, unless they look like birds, when they could pass as vultures and no questions asked.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha Pigs Have Wings

Pigs Have Wings (1952)

“He uttered a coarse expression which I wouldn't have thought he would have known. It just shows that you can bury yourself in the country and still somehow acquire a vocabulary. No doubt one picks up things from the neighbours -- the vicar, the local doctor, the man who brings the milk, and so on.”

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P.G. Wodehouse kniha Right Ho, Jeeves

Right Ho, Jeeves (1934)

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