Charles Farrar Browne citáty
Charles Farrar Browne
Datum narození: 26. duben 1834
Datum úmrtí: 6. březen 1867
Charles Farrar Browne byl americký humoristický spisovatel, znám také pod pseudonymem Artemus Ward. Jeho původní příjmení bylo "Brown", "e" ke svému jménu přidal až když se stal slavným.
Citáty Charles Farrar Browne

„Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrer [sic] money to do it with.“
Science and Natural History, Letter VII http://books.google.com/books?id=DYdEAAAAcAAJ&q=%22let+us+all+be%22+%22and+live+within+our+means,+even+if+we+have+to+borrer+money+to+do+it+with%22&pg=PA165#v=onepage to Punch, part of the Artemus Ward in London series (22 October 1866).
„N. B. This is rote sarcastikul.“
A Visit to Brigham Young.
„I can't sing. As a singist I am not a success. I am saddest when I sing. So are those who hear me. They are sadder even than I am.“
Artemus Ward, His Travels http://etext.lib.virginia.edu/etcbin/eafbin2/toccer-eaf?id=Weaf483&tag=public&data=/www/data/eaf2/private/texts&part=0, Lecture (1865).
„Did you ever have the measels, and if so, how many?“
Artemus Ward, His Travels, The Census.
„I am not a politician, and my other habits are good, also.“
Fourth of July Oration.