Charles Farrar Browne citáty
Charles Farrar Browne
Datum narození: 26. duben 1834
Datum úmrtí: 6. březen 1867
Charles Farrar Browne byl americký humoristický spisovatel, znám také pod pseudonymem Artemus Ward. Jeho původní příjmení bylo "Brown", "e" ke svému jménu přidal až když se stal slavným.
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Citáty Charles Farrar Browne
„I can't sing. As a singist I am not a success. I am saddest when I sing. So are those who hear me. They are sadder even than I am.“
— Artemus Ward
Artemus Ward, His Travels http://etext.lib.virginia.edu/etcbin/eafbin2/toccer-eaf?id=Weaf483&tag=public&data=/www/data/eaf2/private/texts&part=0, Lecture (1865).
„Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrer [sic] money to do it with.“
— Artemus Ward
Science and Natural History, Letter VII http://books.google.com/books?id=DYdEAAAAcAAJ&q=%22let+us+all+be%22+%22and+live+within+our+means,+even+if+we+have+to+borrer+money+to+do+it+with%22&pg=PA165#v=onepage to Punch, part of the Artemus Ward in London series (22 October 1866).
„Did you ever have the measels, and if so, how many?“
— Artemus Ward
Artemus Ward, His Travels, The Census.
„N.B. This is rote sarcastikul.“
— Artemus Ward
A Visit to Brigham Young.
„The sun has a right to "set" where it wants to, and so, I may add, has a hen.“
— Artemus Ward
A Mormon Romance, ch. 4.
„I am not a politician, and my other habits are good, also.“
— Artemus Ward
Fourth of July Oration.
„Why is this thus? What is the reason of this thusness?“
— Artemus Ward
Moses, the Sassy.
